Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt

[wykikitoon 20115]

Crunch time for Newcastle fans desperate to see return of human touch

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2018/dec/09/crunch-time-for-newcastle-fans-desperate-to-see-return-of-human-touch?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

 

On 12/8/2018 at 11:31, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Has he ever been right? 

 

When he was metal detecting maybe, should of been digging to the left.

 

[ewerk 30569]

On 12/8/2018 at 23:23, Kid Dynamite said:

 

 

 

So this has been published and it's MAJOR NEWS!

Basically the club now can have just one director rather than three. So basically how the club has been run since McClaren left.

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Potentially still getting his ducks in a row to speed up sale of the club 

[Haydnator 45]

I think a potential sale comes down to how sociopathic he is during negotiations. Rafa is gone if Ashley is still here at the end of the season. I think the two of them both know they see the club as different entities in terms of what it is and what it could be. If Rafa goes, for Ashley to want to carry on his shite of spending minimally to get PL safety, he'd need to spend significantly on the playing staff as the twat brought in as manager will be some clueless cunt. If that happens, relegation will surely happen and no PL and no Rafa would equal a major drop in both value of the club and advertising for his horrid company. I think right now would be the time to sell in terms of maximising profit for the club, but we're relying on the potential buyers not unearthing something that puts them off and upon a sociopath to not be a sociopath while it's going ahead. The chances of both happening at the same time and before it gets too late in January or even before Rafa leaves is what worries me about it, it's not about whether buyers are actually there like some on Twitter claim; Kenyon being complicit in some sort of wider Ashley-Bishop conspiracy to fool the fans.  Unfortunately when he is in circumstances such as these takeover talks, you can never second guess the fat wanker.

[Kitman 2204]

We’ve been here before many times and the fat cunt defies logic. Best not to get your hopes up.

 

[Howay 12496]

2 hours ago, Kitman said:

We’ve been here before many times and the fat cunt defies logic. Best not to get your hopes up.

 

Spot on. 

I let myself start to get excited about the prior potential take over which was a proper let down when fuck all happened and we got a late loan deal for an injured striker. I’m not believing a bit of this one until NUFC is no longer owned by bitch tits. 

Edited December 12, 2018 by Howay

[247 597]

I swear it’s still all bullshit. Look at the timing of all of his ‘I’m selling up’ announcements (I think one was right after the keegan thing) and then tell me it’s a conspiracy because he obviously knows exactly how to play the majority of our fans if he knows one thing, the fat fuckin slob 

[NobbySol 7]

I reckon it's bollocks too but do feel the end is approaching. 

 

- Tell the public he's selling

- Fans pull the plug on protests

- Hope for improved results with everyone "pulling in the same direction"

- No spend in January

- Ashley holding out for safety until the end of the season - making a profit once more

- Asset strip a little further then sell at a reduced price. By that stage he'll have clawed plenty of debt back. 

 

Either way I think he'll be gone in the next 9 months. How much damage is done in that time frame though..... 

[Haydnator 45]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42387]

 Bang goes our non-existent, never-there-anyway transfer kitty. 

[Howay 12496]

 Brilliant. This is likely a knock on effect of all this press he’s been using NUFC and Rangers for, people have learnt you don’t want to owe this bloke anything. Good to see everything he’s been doing backfiring on him to a degree. 

 

Hopefully things like this this keep happening, he’s forced out by the SD board, and gets to a point where he feels he needs to sell NUFC to focus elsewhere. 

[ewerk 30569]

Or alternatively he could do what he says for once and blow his brains out.

[247 597]

Right, Kenyon don’t av tha fackin money the cant ain’t even offered me a curry so how’s he finkin that he can afford my fackin football club stupid cant. My names mike and Rafa cant have nuffink but if Debenhams need an emergency loan then I’m ya fackin man 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Chronicle reporting that a deal has been agreed in principle 

 

Edited December 13, 2018 by Anorthernsoul

[Tom 14011]

eh?  

[Alex 35063]

12 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

Chronicle reporting that a deal has been agreed in principle 

 

For Debenhams? 

[wykikitoon 20115]

[247 597]

15 minutes ago, Alex said:

For Debenhams? 

Debenhams you say? 

 

Edited December 13, 2018 by 247

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

48 minutes ago, Tom said:

eh?  

 

With Kenyon you thick fucks.

[Tom 14011]

2 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 

With Kenyon you thick fucks.

Watch your mouth you little bollock.

[247 597]

6 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 

With Kenyon you thick fucks.

Wait Kenyon is interested in Debenhams to? 

Edited December 13, 2018 by 247

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

I'd have quoted someone if I was posting about that subject, howay lads. 

[Alex 35063]

 

[Andrew 4748]

7 hours ago, Haydnator said:

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

 

 

Thats ace

 

Coupling that up to the reports of him and Kenyon agreeing a "deal in principle" on the club and it could be that he actually really does need the cash to keep his other preferred business going strong.

 

Could happen.