Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt

[wykikitoon 19882]

[trooper 940]

14 hours ago, t00nraider said:

To be fair, if a stranger asked me a question I'd answered three or for times, especially on a night out, they'd end up in A & E.

 

I think the video is a bit misleading, it appears MA is being asked if any of the clubs' money is going to be spent, but from MA's point of view, he's being asked if his own personal money. Also after spending £73 million net in the season we ended up relegated (a club record transfer window spend and more than double than that of the last record window spend), would you blame him for not wanting to put any more money in personally? People who critisise Ashley for not investing, appear to forget this spend.

 

I also have a few issues with the Rafa interview as I don't think it's balanced.

 

Keeping Lascelles (touch wood) and gaining Dubravka, kenedy, Ki, Schar, Muto and Rondon for next season is a step forward for me, taking everything into account in the last few years (MA's cock ups, dodgy managers, Mitrovic's disciplinary and performance costs). Any more, as per rumours, would be an added bonus. Not thrilled about it all, but not protest worthy for me.

Ashley apologist, the blokes an arsehole a rich arsehole but an arsehole all the same

[PaddockLad 17079]

“Bishop rides again”....

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6032705/Newcastle-owner-Mike-Ashley-pantomime-villain.html

[Haydnator 45]

Hahahaha he's absolutely rattled the fat cunt.

[Isegrim 9733]

Isn’t this Charnley‘s signature? 

[adios 717]

1 hour ago, Haydnator said:

Hahahaha he's absolutely rattled the fat cunt.

This.

 

He's going to find it hard to find anyone who isn't in his pocket on his side here given what an utter cunt he is to everyone below, around and above him.

[Haydnator 45]

1 hour ago, Isegrim said:

Isn’t this Charnley‘s signature? 

It is, aye.

 

Suppose this further negates the "protests don't hurt him, he doesn't give a fuck" narrative.

[Howay 12496]

 The players are literally refusing to do media obligations due to him being an unreasonable cunt over bonuses, and the manager is publicly announcing his frustration at not getting what was promised and that ugly fat wank is expecting anyone to believe his sob story?

 

He is a right ugly bastard btw, what a fucking monster of a bloke. He looks like a wrinkly version of that little fat wanker off king of the hill. 

[The Fish 10725]

If nothing else, this is a terrible PR strategy. Onwurah's petition wasn't likely to get any traction and would have gone quietly away. The protests could have been headed off with some leaked bullshit about a takeover. Instead, Ashley has stirred up the pot again, will have the media picking over the claims in his letter and discussing his tenure for the next few days, at least. No doubt it will come up again if we're struggling, or if we have another unimpressive transfer window in January.

 

Has Keith Bishop done anything for Newcastle's PR?

[Alex 34838]

He’s so thin-skinned it’s untrue. 

[Meenzer 15401]

"And that was the week Mike Ashley truly got the hang of this football lark."

[ewerk 30259]

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‘Following publication of the petition, an unprecedented volume of unacceptable abuse was directed towards staff at Sports Direct and its associated companies, via social media, email and telephone.

‘This included digital material of an obscene nature, incitement to commit criminal damage and language that was clearly intended to intimidate and harass staff. We are in the process of bringing examples of this behaviour to the attention of police.’

 

I would love to know the details of this abuse. I reckon it's the grand sum of a few people sending abuse to the SD twitter account.

[Rayvin 5176]

He was the one who decided to be the pantomime villain. We didn't change the name of the stadium, hire Joe Kinnear, get us relegated twice and, more recently, pick fights with our best manager in a decade.

 

He could so easily have been... if not 'well loved' then something at least approximating 'respected' if he just ran the place like a football club and not a cut price sportswear store.

[Alex 34838]

It’ll be like the time he couldn’t attend matches on ‘police advice’ only for Northumbria Police to issue a subsequent statement saying they’d had no contact with him 

[trooper 940]

I wonder if he has the balls to show his face at SJP this year 

[Meenzer 15401]

2 minutes ago, trooper said:

I wonder if he has the balls to show his face at SJP this year 

 

Or the face to show his balls.

[trooper 940]

7 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Or the face to show his balls.

That's probably more likely 

[Alex 34838]

[Sonatine 11307]

 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

The club's in turmoil 4 days before the season kicks off! Fuck me man the club should be pushing on after a top 10 finish not getting embroiled in petty fighting over money and ambition. Ashley is poison.

[Alex 34838]

Shades of 2008-09

[Sonatine 11307]

50 Shades of 2008-09

 

[Isegrim 9733]

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/archive/united-announce-new-training-ground-plans

 

Did Charnley never tell Ashley these plans were never executed as they got put on hold because of relegation worries?

[Alex 34838]

You've still got pricks on Facebook etc defending Ashley the businessman. These fuckers deserve him tbh

[Howay 12496]

Got to love a completely unneeded club meltdown after a season of positivity. 

 

The most ridiculous part is that the large net spend under McClaren that toonraider buzzes about will be needed soon. Ashley could have given Rafa far less of a spend now and be comfortable, instead the squad is going to degrade to such a point and we’re going to have a shite manager that we will need a big spend. I mean the squad actually doesn’t have a permanent starting left winger or forward, then we have the issues of having 3 CMs and 3 CBs.