Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt

[trooper 940]

Do you think he'll dare to show his face on the telly if Sky decide to show the Spurs match (if we get that far).

[Howmanheyman 32707]

You forgot the FTM, marra.

[gpirlo68 0]

Mike Ashley is a business man Hardly a c unt

I see you've piped up

[Bizza 105]

Mike Ashley is a business man Hardly a c unt

 

Where have you been for the last 36 games?

[gpirlo68 0]

 

Where have you been for the last 36 games?

Wearside

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809]

Wearside

Sucking his sisters blood off his dads cock.

[aimaad22 4103]

Incredible that this cunt is taking us down for the second time. Talk about not learning from your mistakes.

 

Give a lot less of a shit this time around though.

[Migsy323 0]

If you keep filling the ground and buying official merchandise he will hang around and laugh at you. Stop going. What is the point. We are never ever going to win anything under his watch

Edited May 11, 2016 by Migsy323

[Haydnator 45]

I'm much more fussed about Rafa than I am about relegation. He stays, we may have something resembling a club to support again. I'll even renew my ST (have been thinking of jacking it ever since the Palace away debacle). He leaves, the club can be burned to the ground.

[Monroe Transfer 0]

I'll give him the tiniest bit of credit if he does the right thing and bins Charnley and Carr.

[Christmas Tree 4679]

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

I'll give him the tiniest bit of credit if he does the right thing and bins Charnley and Carr.

Ohhhh fish bait

[Howay 12496]

He should be gone either way tbh, the bloke has made a right hash of everything since he got the job. I still think Rafa's agent contacted the club rather than Charnley seeking him out. Of course a bloke as utterly unqualified shouldn't have the job anyway.

[Rayvin 5164]

Charnley absolutely responsible, and absolutely deserves what must, surely, be coming to him.

[ewerk 30219]

Charnley absolutely responsible, and absolutely deserves what must, surely, be coming to him.

Sadly it would require an unlikely sequence of events for this to happen.

 

[Monroe Transfer 0]

I feel really sorry for Charnley.

[Kitman 2204]

I don't. Promoted beyond his skill set, which is checking the stationery cupboard inventory and sharpening pencils.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

#mediapartner

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/newcastle-norwich-relegated-premier-league-7949252

[Howay 12496]

Sadly it would require an unlikely sequence of events for this to happen.

 

I don't think it's that unlikely, if he gets sacked his wife will book them a week in Benidorm in utter frustration from his sheer unwillingness to make a choice on where to go "well if you don't pick a place Lee I'll book fucking Benidorm!", he'll then be corralled into the group day out to the bulls after he feels too uncomfortable to turn down the offer. He'll then end up in the ring after he mistakenly walks through the gate after getting lost and being unable to choose who to ask for directions. Ending up with a Bulls horn halfway up his arse.

[Howmanheyman 32707]

Fuck off, chronicle, be brave and go for the organ grinder.

[ewerk 30219]

#mediapartner

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/newcastle-norwich-relegated-premier-league-7949252

More to the point, if they're the 12 funniest tweets then we should shut the Internet down now.

Edited May 11, 2016 by ewerk

[Dr Gloom 21793]

I wonder what Ashley makes of all this. He's a billionaire businessman - a success in that world, whatever you think of how he got there.

 

Is he hurting? Is his ego wounded? Or is he really just bothered about the end of the free global advertising platform the premier league gave us

Edited May 11, 2016 by Dr Gloom

[adios 717]

I'd say he's hurting.

[@yourservice 67]

 

CLUB STATEMENT

A statement from Newcastle United's managing director, Lee Charnley:

"Tonight we are devastated at our relegation from the Premier League, as I know every single person connected to this football club will be.

"I want to thank all of the fans for the support you have shown for the club you love throughout the season, in spite of this massive disappointment and under-achievement.

"Your support throughout has been magnificent, but I want to pay particular thanks for the incredible backing you have given to Rafa and the team during the latter part of the season. Nothing more could be asked of you and I am truly sorry we have not given you the outcome you deserve.

"I also want to thank every single member of staff here. This club is their livelihood, but they are fans too. To go through the threat of relegation last season and then to suffer a worse fate this time around has been very hard for them. I know that each and every one of them has done whatever they could to help us out of the situation we now find ourselves in.

"We know that supporters want to know what the future holds and will want to hear more from us as soon as possible. The process of scrutinising what went wrong and planning for what is to come has already begun. Right now, of course, Rafa and the team must prepare for the final game of the season but after that, please rest assured we will communicate more fully with supporters."

[Dr Gloom 21793]

Why is the cunt thanking everyone? It's not an oscars award acceptance speech. The only thing we should be hearing from the bald cunt is him offering his resignation.