Dr Gloom 22509 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 In this thread we post our best (or worst) puns. I tried to catch some fog ... I mist When chemists die ... they barium Jokes about German sausages are the wurst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31584 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 There goes Brock's weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22509 Posted March 8, 2013 Author Share Posted March 8, 2013 anyone hear about the lad who got hit in the head by a can of pop? he was lucky it was a soft drink. ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43582 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 "I'm taking these trousers to my tailors near Manchester" " Altrincham ?" " No, broken zip " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43582 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 There goes Brock's weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1280 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 "I'm taking these trousers to my tailors near Manchester" " Altrincham ?" " No, broken zip " That was on 6 music this morning. Made me giggle I have to admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43582 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 That was on 6 music this morning. Made me giggle I have to admit. me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4446 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Don't know whether this is a pun or an example of the thing itself which is a sub-genre of punnery but my fave is : "She asked me for a double entendre so I gave her one". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 How'd you get a fat bird into bed? Piece of cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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