ChezGiven 0 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Since you lost your virginity or started having regular sex. Obviously there will be a few on here who are yet to pass that milestone and a few who've not been able to get it up since taking the steroids down the gym. What happened? Did you become a furious masturbator? That's to the girls too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17698 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Waht a nosey fucker....do you go up to strangers in bars and ask them this shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bias 3 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 When I was in Afghanistan. 3 months until R&R then a further 3 months when I went back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 Waht a nosey fucker....do you go up to strangers in bars and ask them this shit? Yes, hence the lengthy periods without sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I've done a year. Easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14069 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 6 months. Not that bad if you turn to serial killing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7182 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 What a bizarre question to ask a group of strangers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Strangers? Nah. I know more about you than I do about almost everyone I work with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 What a bizarre question to ask a group of strangers I'll put you down for 2 years then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7182 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 You can put me down for I was probably at school the last time someone asked me that question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Sit down/stand up wiping worthy of a 100 page classic thread. This? Childish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I LIKE TO MAKE THE 69 AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. OH YES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4851 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Not long enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 You can put me down for I was probably at school the last time someone asked me that question. And the answer you gave when you were 12 was 'less than a week'? You dont have to answer the question if you're not comfortable with the subject area. Its a shame, i always thought of you as quite liberal minded and relaxed in your own body. You know, a cool sort of character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 A year... ended up humping some uber hotty that I met on-line before going on a bit of a rampant shag fest for a few months. Felt like Austin Powers after he got his mojo back... met a lass (now wife) just as I was hitting my shagging stride so never quite got to the stud stage but was a fun few months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I'll bet before Chez got married he never went a weekend without nobbing an array of foreign hotties that put the collected James Bond girls to shame, the smooth jet setting fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 I was in a few long term relationships so in between times, there were some long barren spells. Hate to dispel the myth. On the smooth jet-setting tip, I did once pull an Italian DJ when i was in New York, flew to Rome to play a gig with her a few weeks later and had a weekend of anal on account of her catholicism. My funniest memory of the whole affair was my mate leaving us alone in the NY hotel room for an hour and later on asking us if i'd shagged her. To which i replied in the negative but that i had 'got her nickels and dimes out and fed the meter'. The surprise anal some weeks later at her gaff shouldnt have really been a surprise as we all know the pope's attitude to condoms. Italian birds all love it in the arse, its a great wonderful thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7182 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I'm not a prude, just don't see what it's got to do with anything. I've already regaled some of you with stories of my youth and people called bullshit. Fucked a hooters girl in Florida, a Norwegian bird who gave me a signed copy of one of the porno's she had been in and had a threesome in a club bathroom. All in the space of a few weeks in the states. Will you sleep better now? Whilst I'm happy to wax lyrical about motorbikes and pinballs I've always thought it a bit tragic to brag about sex. Most folks for who it's a regular occurrence don't feel the need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46090 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 He was looking for the exact opposite of a brag tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7182 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 After posting about his international DJ anal adventures. Aye right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 Happy Face just called me a smooth jet setting fucker, i couldn't let the opportunity to confirm that go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 Whilst I'm happy to wax lyrical about motorbikes and pinballs I've always thought it a bit tragic to brag about sex. If i was the sort of person who had a sig, that would go in it. You're right but when you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 The longest I've ever went was while I was married (should have been my clue the marriage was over right there) and that was well over a year. Much like Andy I then went on a shagathon until I met the a lass I spent the next three years with. I've got a mate who's gone more than four years now. I think he's pretty much lost interest now which is very sad. I'd have been to a hooker well before that if I was him. On that Real Mens Roadtrip that Sean Locke and John Richardson did a few months back, John Richardson said he went eight years in his twenties! I don't know how he can lift anything up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15739 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Couple of years when between relationships. I've never really been one for casual sex (I know, another reason to surrender my Gay Card), although I suppose things might have been different if the likes of Grindr had been around in my free and single days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 If i was the sort of person who had a sig, that would go in it. You're right but when you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous. I had a bisexual foursome on a Harley Davison pinball machine you utter faggot of a shambles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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