Dr Gloom 21924 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 So I had a dream last night involving toontastic forum members for the first time that I thought I had to share. So CT has a massive house party for everyone from TT in Boldon. It's quite good actually. He's got a massive vulgar mansion - a sort of mock tudor thing -and most of the regulars from here are there (how I imagine most of you look of course), plus loads of my mates from 'real life'. Anyway, the party's pretty good. Booze is flowing and even the food is pretty good. Later on, while the party is in full flow, his mrs starts flirting with me then reveals they've got an open marriage. Next thing you know I'm in a three way with his wife and daughter in one of many spare rooms. Then CT walks in the the middle of it and I wake up with a jolt. So, what does it all mean? Anyone care to analyse it? Anyone else had any weird dreams lately? Or dreams involving 'cyber friends'. I can only deduct I'm spending way too much time on here at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Think you nailed the analysis with that last point. Can't wait for CT to see this, oddly laughed most at the food being good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 So I had a dream last night involving toontastic forum members for the first time that I thought I had to share. So CT has a massive house party for everyone from TT in Boldon. It's quite good actually. He's got a massive vulgar mansion - a sort of mock tudor thing -and most of the regulars from here are there (how I imagine most of you look of course), plus loads of my mates from 'real life'. Anyway, the party's pretty good. Booze is flowing and even the food is pretty good. Later on, while the party is in full flow, his mrs starts flirting with me then reveals they've got an open marriage. Next thing you know I'm in a three way with his wife and daughter in one of many spare rooms. Then CT walks in the the middle of it and I wake up with a jolt. So, what does it all mean? Anyone care to analyse it? Anyone else had any weird dreams lately? Or dreams involving 'cyber friends'. I can only deduct I'm spending way too much time on here at the moment. I'm thinking of organising a big party for my 25th wedding anniversary and briefly considered inviting a Toontastic posse! You're off the fucking list now though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted February 20, 2013 Author Share Posted February 20, 2013 I'm thinking of organising a big party for my 25th wedding anniversary and briefly considered inviting a Toontastic posse! You're off the fucking list now though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Recently had a weird dream. Again there was a big party (none of you cunts were there though, I have standards ) and while it was "my" house it was a massive farm cottage type place. Anyway, party is in full swing when suddenly I get scared by something and dash inside. Immediately the house is now empty and dark and I'm young, like 6 or 7, running away from a big hell-hound. Black shaggy fur, burning red eyes, slavering maw, the whole nine yards. Somehow I know if I stay stock still it will leave me be. So after it corners me I lock up, it snuffles my face, gets bored and stalks off through the house. The only other person in the house is an ex girlfriend of mine (who I'm now going out with again in the dream) and I stay still as I hear the hell-hound go after her, hearing growls, howls and screams. I'm still not moving by the time the beast is back, but I'm now lying on my back it trots over, sniffs and rubs it nose against my face then lays on top of me. It's at this point I wake up. Pretty weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I had one of those rank ones last night where your teeth all keep falling out. No doubt means I'm anxious or worried or some other shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I always have hair in my dreams. I am clean shaven up there in real life. Alhough not down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Had a great one last weekend. Thankfully it was vivid enough to remember (I like to write down dreams when I can): I was at a hotel complex with teracotta tiles and a lot of leafy plants hanging overhead on a trellis. I'm sitting at an outside table in a cafe doing some writing on my book with my mac laptop. Guy Fieri (avatar) comes along and takes a swing at me, tells me that it's his fucking cafe and that he'll steal my laptop if I don't leave. I leave, clutching my macbook and run over to the pool, where Angela Merkel invites me for a swim. I decline and sit down under a parasol and watch her do a high dive. Guy Fieri comes back and apologises for what happened earlier. He then sits down and we eat bitterballen (I've been thinking up a recipe for them lately). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted February 20, 2013 Author Share Posted February 20, 2013 Had a great one last weekend. Thankfully it was vivid enough to remember (I like to write down dreams when I can): I was at a hotel complex with teracotta tiles and a lot of leafy plants hanging overhead on a trellis. I'm sitting at an outside table in a cafe doing some writing on my book with my mac laptop. Guy Fieri (avatar) comes along and takes a swing at me, tells me that it's his fucking cafe and that he'll steal my laptop if I don't leave. I leave, clutching my macbook and run over to the pool, where Angela Merkel invites me for a swim. I decline and sit down under a parasol and watch her do a high dive. Guy Fieri comes back and apologises for what happened earlier. He then sits down and we eat bitterballen (I've been thinking up a recipe for them lately). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Had a great one last weekend. Thankfully it was vivid enough to remember (I like to write down dreams when I can): I was at a hotel complex with teracotta tiles and a lot of leafy plants hanging overhead on a trellis. I'm sitting at an outside table in a cafe doing some writing on my book with my mac laptop. Guy Fieri (avatar) comes along and takes a swing at me, tells me that it's his fucking cafe and that he'll steal my laptop if I don't leave. I leave, clutching my macbook and run over to the pool, where Angela Merkel invites me for a swim. I decline and sit down under a parasol and watch her do a high dive. Guy Fieri comes back and apologises for what happened earlier. He then sits down and we eat bitterballen (I've been thinking up a recipe for them lately). If that dream doesn't scream "Closet homosexual" I don't know what does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 If that dream doesn't scream "Closet homosexual" I don't know what does. Nothing closet about that like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Nothing closet about that like. Well, Aye, the dream is out and proud, poor Brockles is so far in the closet he's sharing shirts with Mr Tumnes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Well, Aye, the dream is out and proud, poor Brockles is so far in the closet he's sharing shirts with Mr Tumnes Tumnus. Narnia Nazi here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I had one of those rank ones last night where your teeth all keep falling out. No doubt means I'm anxious or worried or some other shite. I hate those ones- I remember almost none of my dreams as I sleep too heavily, but I always remember those ones. The only other one I remember, I dreamt I had some sort of cling film over my mouth and couldn't breathe through it. I could sort of feel the air bulging on the other side of it as I tried to suck it in, but couldn't get it. I woke up at the point that I guess my subconscious decided I'd pass out or whatever, but it was pretty unpleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Tumnus. Narnia Nazi here. I bow to your greater knowledge of satyrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I bow to your greater knowledge of satyrs Faun. Get it right next time or I will send round the beaver gestapo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Faun. Get it right next time or I will send round the beaver gestapo. Hey, if the Greeks and the Romans couldn't decide what to call them, I'm not arguing with the likes of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Quite often I have what I think of a "multiverse" dream where I'm suddenly in an alternative version of my life (but still me) and I have to figure out what the situation is - things like being married or in a world that's a bit different. I've also had recurring dreams all my life about tidal waves hitting S. Shields - unabated by not living there any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I used to have dreams all the time that I was back in the army. I would try and tell people I was medically discharged so couldnt run anymore but no one would listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Nowt gay about that dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Nowt gay about that dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15529 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Merkel does have a certain evil faghag cachet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted February 21, 2013 Author Share Posted February 21, 2013 nothing quite as entertaining last night sadly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 My wife brought a school trip of 16 - 17 year old schoolgirls to my work today and we all had lunch before hand. So i am really looking forward to tonights dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 My wife brought a school trip of 16 - 17 year old schoolgirls to my work today and we all had lunch before hand. So i am really looking forward to tonights dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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