Dr Gloom 22143 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Riding a hog. what a guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Ill show you a picture of me hingin ower the Grand Canyon if being high makes you a bigger bloke Admit defeat Gaylord, it's the manly way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Taking the piss out of me taking the piss? You lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17643 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Playing electronic games - manly? See that little black dot at the top? That's me rubbing testosterone all over the windows. Pah! I build fuckin aircraft carriers with my male hormones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I think you should take turns to bum each other. First one to push back loses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Pah! I build fuckin aircraft carriers with my male hormones Hello Sailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 They have similar problems. http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/dadsnet/a1549345-How-can-I-be-more-manly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17643 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 you wish, 6 miles covered last game with top speed of 20.3 mph, i'd leave you in the dust Yeah but you work in IT with the rest of the panises...swings and roundabouts son.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 you wish, 6 miles covered last game with top speed of 20.3 mph, i'd leave you in the dust Wearing devices to tell you shit like that is for fairies too tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 What a bunch of fannies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Looks like a high standard of play anyway, the way the keeper has his defence set up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 (edited) Which part of me is supposed to be fat there like!? Those boots were £100 reduced to £20 at Dalton park. It's the player in the boots that scores the goals Edited February 18, 2013 by TheRollingStones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 JawD logged on at 5am when he was juicing his carrots and putting on his leg-warmers but failed to clarify the colonic situation. Just sayin. fuck off. My lass makes my bait the night before, not one carrot in sight btw. As for the Colonic, nee chance. Not up my street at all (pun intended!). I log on when I get up to go to the gym. I browse on here and typically think "yeah, I reckon J69 is protesting too much here like". I seldom shave, as is our lasses want. Dont moisturise unless I have shaved. I do floss and mouthwash daily though if that gives me woman points and less scruffy fucker points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 (edited) My work admin has deemed page 2 of this thread is unsuitable for me to view, so fuck knows what's posted on there. And I've ran out of 3G credit on my phone so won't even be able to view my reply to this thread until I get home at 6ish (fuck you O2). Anyway...... In answer to Chez's OP this board is getting fucking embarassing with the likes of Dr Gloom going on about his fabulous metrosexual lifestyle all the fucking time. I have no problem with people wanting to eat a healthy diet, exercise, or use a mosituriser (I do), even if it is to an obsessive degree. What I do have a problem with is people wanting to talk about it like a bunch of teenage girls. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but this is an NUFC messageboard, isn't it? Looking at General chat though, if you changed the formating it could just as well be a gayer version of Mumsnet. No coincidence either that the worst offenders are CT and southern OOTs if you ask me either. Im based in the South now and am on Team Butch side ! Edited February 18, 2013 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I done a pump in the queue at Iceland on Saturday, just so they new, although I was doing the shopping, I'm all man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Seriously will you lot listen to yourselves! Bitching and squabbling worse than any woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Seriously will you lot listen to yourselves! Bitching and squabbling worse than any woman Go and put the kettle on and leave the men to talk, there's a good girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Seriously will you lot listen to yourselves! Bitching and squabbling worse than any woman He started it .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Go and put the kettle on and leave the men to talk, there's a good girl. It's quality entertainment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I'm currently wearing dentures. metro-sexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 It's quality entertainment! Started the same time women became men really didn't it petal? You pint drinking, match going, career wanting Lesbos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Meenz gave Gemmill a colonic? I dont know how these scurrilous rumours get started. Getting into weird territory there Dave. I reckon at least one person on here has had a colonic. My odds are: JawD - Evens Dr G - Evens LBT - 2/1 Jill - 3/1 Gemmill - 3/1 Meenz - 3/1 CT - 4/1 (advised by his GP to get a colonoscopy which he ignored and got a colonic instead after googling it) Tooj - 5/1 (seeking out alternative remedies for his documented back problems) Parky - 6/1 (outside chance, odds not that long though) Bastid. Anyway, I'd say there's nowt I'd allow up there, but the last time I did that I got told I wasn't a proper gay. Going back to the original post, if being overweight and never spending money on clothes unless unavoidable make a person "manly" based on the criteria of this thread, then hear me fucking roar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14047 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Cant believe that Meenzer is trying to claim hyper masculinity for the gays. First marriage, now our pillars of gender theory. Cameron's Britain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Well if you will elect a bunch of boarding school buggers..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33827 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Plucking eyebrows is an entirely different level, as is fake tan. I don't think moisturising is that unusual these days if we're honest. Sorry Gloomy, but that's a 'niet, comrade'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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