Dr Seuss

[The Fish 10857]

waste some time

make a rhyme

use your guile

and make me smile

[peasepud 59]

ahhh the thread thats made to torment

goes down as my crowning moment

Newcastle-Online made it happen

but now its time to start ya flappin'

[The Fish 10857]

you see, the pud can wax

lead us down merry tracks

wind our way till we drop

maybe ritchies on the pop?

[Geordie Boyo 24]

Wey looka here it's Mr Fish

back on here, not on the piss

Pud here too but no pic of poo

forming our legendary toontastic crew!

[The Fish 10857]

trouble is I can't find my pic

and without it I feel like a dick

it's the one of wor Shearer

and it couldn't be dearer

it's absence makes me quite sick

 

so if you got that damn art

in your pc or cart

simply pass it my way

it'll brigthen the day

of this grumpy old miserly fart

[The Fish 10857]

dammit I won't let this die a death

there's no rules, no boss, no ref

you have freedom to talk in rhyme

without fear of closing time.

 

it's about the joy of spoke word

not a theme you'll find absurd

and yes your post count will take a bump

and catmag will aim a hefty thump

 

but fear not for it's all a game

and it's worthy of the auhors name

poems about feline habberdashin

always at the peak of wordy fashion

 

you must be impressed and smiling

bite a titter while your filing

you'll find me waxing lyrical

never cut, this cord umbilical

[catmag 337]

If we felines have offended

Think but this and all is mended:

That you did but slumber here

While this kitty-cat did appear

And this weak and idle theme

No more yielding but a dream.

Fish-boy - do not reprehend

if you pardon, I will mend:

And as I am an honest cat

If we have a virtual spat

Now to escape the kittens tongue

We will make amends 'ere long,

Or else the cat a liar call

So, chill out, unto you all

be a nice fishy, if we be friends

And Cathy will restore amends.......

 

With heyoooge apologies to William Shakespeare!

Edited July 25, 2005 by catmag

[The Fish 10857]

you're right

why fight

sleep tight

fair maiden

 

tis time

to climb

nowt rhymes

with maiden

 

a shame

my fame

to blame

for failing

 

to greet

your sleep

and keep

eyes fading

[The Fish 10857]

erm nope not gonna happen

I'll rhyme until the folk start clappin

this is being resurrected

and all your lives have been affected

by this thread so undulating

despite the frequent gesticulating

of those who fail to see this pleasure

it's the best way to spend your leisure

 

Edited August 1, 2005 by Geordie Fish

[The Fish 10857]

you're all a bunch of swines

cos you won't join in with rymes

You're all entirely able

put your cards upon the table

 

we know that you can handle

to you I hold a candle

cos this is too fun to lose

though not as good as booze

 

see I' lose my touch

and at times I rhyme too much

but if someone were to write

and upon this line, a bite

 

I'd leave it alone

no more would you groan

as on page 1 it remains

like jimbos nasty stains

 

god that was crap

I'm shutting my trap

and clicking the link

whilst grabbing a drink

 

so ta ta one and all

I hope you're enthralled

with every word

be they sane or absurd

that has spilt from my mind

that's aliev-ed my grind

now back to revision

admidst all your derision

pshaw I say to you

and now? toodleoo

[WubbleUC 0]

Cat

Sat

Mat

Bat

 

This and that

Tit for tat

 

Friday

Beer

[Guest alex]

What rhymes with cringeworthy?

[Shearergol 0]

What rhymes with cringeworthy?

7975[/snapback]

 

Geordiefish ?

[sweetleftpeg 0]

It's like I've stumbled across The Streets lyrics sheet.

[The Fish 10857]

thing is I used to the bomb

now I just blow

I wrote with aplombe

but now I'll just go

 

[Guest alex]

What rhymes with cringeworthy?

7975[/snapback]

 

Geordiefish ?

7978[/snapback]

No, but it's a synonym.

[Toonraider 0]

Well, tomorrow is the day.,

when league two goes to play.

I'll wear my colours proudly,

So bring it on Notts County.

[Meenzer 15526]

I heard somebody mention this thread

So thought I'd bring it back from the dead

 

[catmag 337]

I heard somebody mention this thread

So thought I'd bring it back from the dead

 

37416[/snapback]

 

Oh Martin.

 

I'm smarting

 

He'll be tarting

 

All over it

 

In a minute.

 

[Asprilla 96]

The internet is handy when it's autumn

Or in winter yet my sandy dreams of

Summer come too early

For our yearly beams will fade

Into the dark and I will cheer

St James's park and our brigade of

Hopeful stars will light our skies

And in our hearts and in our eyes

We will believe this is our time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*puts down imaginary bong*

[Guest alex]

The internet is handy when it's autumn

Or in winter yet my sandy dreams of

Summer come too early

For our yearly beams will fade

Into the dark and I will cheer

St James's park and our brigade of

Hopeful stars will light our skies

And in our hearts and in our eyes

We will believe this is our time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*puts down imaginary bong*

37441[/snapback]

 

 

[Asprilla 96]

The internet is handy when it's autumn

Or in winter yet my sandy dreams of

Summer come too early

For our yearly beams will fade

Into the dark and I will cheer

St James's park and our brigade of

Hopeful stars will light our skies

And in our hearts and in our eyes

We will believe this is our time.

 

 

 

*puts down imaginary bong*

37441[/snapback]

 

 

37447[/snapback]

 

[Guest alex]

The internet is handy when it's autumn

Or in winter yet my sandy dreams of

Summer come too early

For our yearly beams will fade

Into the dark and I will cheer

St James's park and our brigade of

Hopeful stars will light our skies

And in our hearts and in our eyes

We will believe this is our time.

 

 

 

*puts down imaginary bong*

37441[/snapback]

 

 

37447[/snapback]

 

37451[/snapback]

From your part of the world isn't she?

Edited September 22, 2005 by alex

[Asprilla 96]

From your part of the world isn't she?

37457[/snapback]

 

Arr! That she be....

 

She taught me everything I know

[Guest alex]

From your part of the world isn't she?

37457[/snapback]

 

Arr! That she be....

 

She taught me everything I know

37517[/snapback]

My Grandad was from Devon, Plymouth Argylle fan too