Happy Face 29 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk...europe-21421810 "Weather follows news story" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33916 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Isnt Ken in Oz?...middle of the night posting=pissed as a fart. Unless he's on nightshift. Nightshift=fuckin idiot. Sad but true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15740 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I'd forgotten about this (from THE thread, of course): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 That's about 3 jokes for the price of one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3985 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 So who will be the next "Nonce Protector Geneal" a european, asian or african? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3985 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Methinks he dothed protested too much http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21572724 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46093 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Watched Mea Maxima Culpa at the weekend. Really good documentary focusing on the abuse of kids at a deaf school in the US throughout the 50s and 60s, and the Vatican cover up that ensued (Pope Benedict involved in his pre pope days). It blows my mind that this organisation still has a place in modern society, given everything that we now know about it. Setting completely to one side the fact that it's predicated on a fairy tale ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46093 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 "As his papacy entered its final hours, Pope Benedict XVI admitted on Wednesday that his eight-year spell as head of the Roman Catholic church had had its "difficult moments" when he felt that God "seemed to be sleeping"." "...it was almost like he didn't exist!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3985 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 "As his papacy entered its final hours, Pope Benedict XVI admitted on Wednesday that his eight-year spell as head of the Roman Catholic church had had its "difficult moments" when he felt that God "seemed to be sleeping"." "...it was almost like he didn't exist!" Basically in resigning he is saying the conclave made a mistake appointing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 They won't learn and will appoint another 70/80 year old in poor health - would be funny to see some cool down with the kids 25 year old just for a laugh - though as I understand it young/new priests are rarer than white dog shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 They won't learn and will appoint another 70/80 year old in poor health - would be funny to see some cool down with the kids 25 year old just for a laugh - though as I understand it young/new priests are rarer than white dog shit. Father Hernandez would be my choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33916 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Such a shame Father Ted is no longer around for the gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33916 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15740 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 http://www.luckymedia.nl/luckytv/2013/02/afscheid2/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Down with this sort of thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 (edited) As a christened catholic I can say hand on heart that the religion is a load of bollocks. I believe in God, and I think there's a good chance Jesus did exist, but catholicism. What a load of bollocks. A money making scam that's lasted too long. Wronguns in every corner of the church, do gooders liking to be seen doing good, repressive customs within the religion, cover ups to hide any negative publicity, telling younguns wanking is wrong as is sex before marriage. Load of bollocks, and the classic form of mass control, a religion followed by an immeasurable amount of hypocrites too. The last pope was 78 when he took owa, what's the point in that??? A bloke who's brain will OBVIOUSLY be past his best, why not someone young with fresh ideas? I tell you why because the hierarchy of the religion don't want fresh ideas, they don't want to evolve. Money making scam. Edited March 3, 2013 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22015 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 The pope was chosen by God man. He obviously rates decrepit, ex-hitler youth, Sith lord lookalikes highly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 White smoke at the Cistine Chapel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 White smoke at the Cistine Chapel Fag break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 - Zappa on the Crapper! Pope Francis I of Argentina is the new guy btw. Benedict was 78 when he got Poped, resigned as he was too old to carry on. New guy is 76-way to learn from past mistakes Catholic Church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 (edited) - Zappa on the Crapper! Pope Francis I of Argentina is the new guy btw. Benedict was 78 when he got Poped, resigned as he was too old to carry on. New guy is 76-way to learn from past mistakes Catholic Church. Like they'd ever do that Edited March 13, 2013 by TheMoog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Since Argentina refuses to use the correct name of the Falkland Islands, I'm going to call this one Pope Derek. Fuck you Argentina! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 As for those fuckers in the square - if they don't live two minutes from the ground they should be fucking shot. First Jesuit - poor catholics - they'll be drowned in even more dogma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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