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I wonder if hes a total skitz aswell, he hears someone laughing and has to rip their shit out just incase it was a joke about the ginger beast.

 

I really hope I never see him, a mountain of sunburnt muscle, no neck and a matted head of ginger, thick hair, his pride and joy.

 

Scotch egg on steroids.

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From what i hear he is, but who can blame him, years of torment at the hands of bullies, it's payback time now.

 

He's like something out of braveheart this lad.

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Whos that in your avatar by the way, shes worth going to hell in a balaclava for.

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It's a real Supermodel called Adriana Lima from Brazil, none of your Helena Christiansen bollox here eh Manc-Mag?! :rolleyes:

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I could pull better tbh and I have. FACT! :lol:

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Doesnt bother me at all, she looks like an empty eclair waiting for the cream.

 

Id have a wank if I wasnt at work, ah fuck it, some things where meant to be.

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You've got canny crack for a monkey hanger, I'll give you that

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Whos that in your avatar by the way, shes worth going to hell in a balaclava for.

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It's a real Supermodel called Adriana Lima from Brazil, none of your Helena Christiansen bollox here eh Manc-Mag?! :rolleyes:

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I could pull better tbh and I have. FACT! :lol:

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Do supermodel types go for 15 stoners with shrivelled mouse like cocks?

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Whos that in your avatar by the way, shes worth going to hell in a balaclava for.

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It's a real Supermodel called Adriana Lima from Brazil, none of your Helena Christiansen bollox here eh Manc-Mag?! :rolleyes:

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I could pull better tbh and I have. FACT! :lol:

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Do supermodel types go for 15 stoners with shrivelled mouse like cocks?

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Isn't that Gemmill?

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Whos that in your avatar by the way, shes worth going to hell in a balaclava for.

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It's a real Supermodel called Adriana Lima from Brazil, none of your Helena Christiansen bollox here eh Manc-Mag?! :rolleyes:

76736[/snapback]

 

I could pull better tbh and I have. FACT! :lol:

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Do supermodel types go for 15 stoners with shrivelled mouse like cocks?

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Thats how he gets them, tells them he's got a bag full of coke, hence the cock

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Whos that in your avatar by the way, shes worth going to hell in a balaclava for.

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It's a real Supermodel called Adriana Lima from Brazil, none of your Helena Christiansen bollox here eh Manc-Mag?! :lol:

76736[/snapback]

 

I could pull better tbh and I have. FACT! :(

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Do supermodel types go for 15 stoners with shrivelled mouse like cocks?

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Isn't that Gemmill?

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:rolleyes:

 

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Nail-on-head!

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Never really noticed the nork inbalance tbh, put it down to her leaning forward slight at that side, might have to scout around for another snap now!

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Standards, mate. Standards!

 

Wouldnt have her in the house. Disappointed in you tbh.

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Never really noticed the nork inbalance tbh, put it down to her leaning forward slight at that side, might have to scout around for another snap now!

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Standards, mate. Standards!

 

Wouldnt have her in the house. Disappointed in you tbh.

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Pussy snob tbh.

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Never really noticed the nork inbalance tbh, put it down to her leaning forward slight at that side, might have to scout around for another snap now!

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Standards, mate. Standards!

 

Wouldnt have her in the house. Disappointed in you tbh.

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Pussy snob tbh.

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Half right.

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Wor lass is pregnant and as a result we've been having the usual conversations about names, would we prefer a boy or a girl etc. But now she's obsessed that the bairn will be ginger! Now I've got black hair and her natural colour is brown, but she's got really pale skin (ginger skin as she calls it) and as her grandad had ginger hair and her mam has this so called ginger skin too wor lass has seemingly tried to do the adding up without a calculator and all her sums equal ginger!

 

Anyone know if this is a possibility? I don't want to have to float the bairn down the Tyne hoping someone pro-ginger picks it up and doesn't mind bringing it up in this anti-ginger world!

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Ahhhh the old "need to find a reason for the bairn looking nowt like his dad:rolleyes: trick"

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Wor lass is pregnant and as a result we've been having the usual conversations about names, would we prefer a boy or a girl etc. But now she's obsessed that the bairn will be ginger! Now I've got black hair and her natural colour is brown, but she's got really pale skin (ginger skin as she calls it) and as her grandad had ginger hair and her mam has this so called ginger skin too wor lass has seemingly tried to do the adding up without a calculator and all her sums equal ginger!

 

Anyone know if this is a possibility? I don't want to have to float the bairn down the Tyne hoping someone pro-ginger picks it up and doesn't mind bringing it up in this anti-ginger world!

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Ahhhh the old "need to find a reason for the bairn looking nowt like his dad:rolleyes: trick"

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Well that was my initial reaction but then again I don't know a ginger person who has had sex before, Gemmill tried to use himself as an example but I don't believe the bent bugger!

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Well that was my initial reaction but then again I don't know a ginger person who has had sex before, Gemmill tried to use himself as an example but I don't believe the bent bugger!

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well there is that little fat ginga bloke at work who says he pulled at the Christmas do, the one at the Thistle hotel, a crackin little blonde she was (allegedly).

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Well that was my initial reaction but then again I don't know a ginger person who has had sex before, Gemmill tried to use himself as an example but I don't believe the bent bugger!

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well there is that little fat ginga bloke at work who says he pulled at the Christmas do, the one at the Thistle hotel, a crackin little blonde she was (allegedly).

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To believe the ginge would be a fatal mistake! But thanks for the compliment, she certainly is a cracking little blonde isn't she!

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Well that was my initial reaction but then again I don't know a ginger person who has had sex before, Gemmill tried to use himself as an example but I don't believe the bent bugger!

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well there is that little fat ginga bloke at work who says he pulled at the Christmas do, the one at the Thistle hotel, a crackin little blonde she was (allegedly).

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Sounds about right, she's not fussy, as you've probably already noted.

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Congrats on the baby on the way SO.

 

Tbh, im amazed at this thread :rolleyes: what is wrong with ginners?? Check out my avatar :( Im sure Josh has hoards of females after him, cos he's sexy as hell!!!

 

I love strawberry blondes.....i adore that colouring and the blue eyes. Phwoar!!!

 

Honestly you lot worry me!! :lol::(

 

Besides, long as baby is healthy what the hell does it matter?

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Check out my avatar  :rolleyes: Im sure Josh has hoards of females after him, cos he's sexy as hell!!!

 

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If he has loads of females after him he wouldn't have a wrist action like that, that sort of thing takes practice - fact :lol:

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