strawb 4675 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 On 08/05/2018 at 16:35, SpaceCadet said: You were born of a bucket of smashed crabs Expand Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4675 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Can’t wait till you “get your job back” and fuck off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45872 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Howay Strawb, keep up, he’s burnt his napper today so he’ll be sponging for another month at least. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45872 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Like it’s up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4675 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 On 08/05/2018 at 17:08, SpaceCadet said: Sorry to dissapoint you junior but I'm staying. Expand I’m 33. I know you look old because Down syndrome people always do but I doubt you’re any older than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 We don't all have pictures of ourselves in our avatars fwiw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45872 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 On 08/05/2018 at 17:19, adios said: We don't all have pictures of ourselves in our avatars fwiw. Expand No shit 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 On 08/05/2018 at 17:20, SpaceCadet said: Speaking of which, isn't the lady in yours a personal friend of the prime minister? Expand I fucking hope not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Says something when Cowell is the most likeable of the lot. Maybe we'd be better off with Arab blood money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Well, I'm sure you'd prefer Labour to some medieval Arab regime, so we all have our limits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 I've tuned it out tbh. I've got Arabman fatigue. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4675 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 On 08/05/2018 at 17:17, SpaceCadet said: A year younger. But I feel a decade older than you when I'm talking to you. Expand That’s weird, I feel 20 years stupider talking to you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4675 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Perhaps you should a buy a motorbike. Since you are so into the scene? Might be out of your range on benefits but a wig might be manageable 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4675 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Doubt it, you can’t hold a job or trim your “beard” straight. So I have serious doubts about your pube weaving ability. The amount of dribble would be a hinderance too I imagine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45872 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Genuine question- why do you vote/support Tory? You’re clearly not, nor will be, a high earner, you’re working class, you seem happy to use the Welfare State to support yourself, so why Tory? I’m honestly puzzled. It can’t just be because you’re a Little Englander and don’t like brown folks, can it? Enlighten me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37393 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Well at least you’ve made them proud 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45872 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 So your a disappointment to your family… I see. Is this Grandfather the one who married the German/Romanian/Romani/Imaginary Grandma, or are we talking a different branch of family who shake their heads in regret when you’re mentioned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45872 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 I’ve also got to say, even if there’s a grain of truth in any of the above, making your political choices because of someone two generations older than you is … … well, actually, it doesn’t surprise me at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4675 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Just so you all know, he actual Grandmother is NOT IMAGINARY. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45872 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Was she German, Romanian, Romani or all three? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45872 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Strawb doesn’t need us to hold his hand. He’s well capable of dealing with your kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45872 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 On 08/05/2018 at 19:13, SpaceCadet said: According to my mother, Gypsy. They mother's side all came from Germany though. Expand So which part of your family were Romanian then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45872 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 I haven’t mentioned their skin colour once. Strange that you should, mind. So you had one German/Romani grandmother, and one Romanian grandmother, correct? Quite the cosmopolitan ancestry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45872 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 On 08/05/2018 at 19:27, SpaceCadet said: I definitely recommend a hobby. Expand Wrong thread, fucknuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45872 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 I’ve already posted in there. I have little trouble with irl confidence. I’m still a bit confused, though. Where exactly does the Romanian connection come in with you? You seem to be avoiding this question, which makes me suspect things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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