Howay 12496 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Could you imagine how much he'd fucking sulk if his move didn't come off, to be honest it's what the bloke deserves but I do hope he leaves now simply because there seems to be a chance teams are willing to pay a fuck load of money for this absolutely shit player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Tug-of-war hasn't really unfolded has it? Combination of papers being full of horse shit and other clubs knowing what a turd he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 298 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Yup, was watching the local football show , which is pretty good , they play subbuteo while doing it. Anyhow, they were saying that a well known uk agent reckons he plays for some stats website I've never heard of. So hed rather shoot on target if scoring isn't nailed on and will only cross if he's pretty sure it will count as "completed", he'll pass to a marked man rather than chance a throughball etc. I think they are onto something, it characterises him perfectly imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 I've thought the same thing about him just making sure he gets his shots on target rather than have a proper go. The amount of one on ones where he has ended up side footing it directly at the middle of the goal is ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 298 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 (edited) Yep wish I could remember the name of the site.... all agents use it nowadays apparently and its open to the public.... made a lot of sense, I've often wondered , why he can cross perfect balls when we've the box loaded , but not when he's just Mitro in there, for example. So, if they are right, then me saying he's no football brain and only pace/strength is totally off the mark, his brain must be working overtime if he's worried about the stats for every single move he makes. Edited July 27, 2016 by scoobos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 I think you're giving him too much credit like. It's a real weakness falling to bits in the final third like he does, to suggest he's doing it on purpose is subtracting from how poor he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 POMOMF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Yep wish I could remember the name of the site.... all agents use it nowadays apparently and its open to the public.... made a lot of sense, I've often wondered , why he can cross perfect balls when we've the box loaded , but not when he's just Mitro in there, for example. So, if they are right, then me saying he's no football brain and only pace/strength is totally off the mark, his brain must be working overtime if he's worried about the stats for every single move he makes. Could it be Wyscout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 298 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Yep, agree. If these Caribbean guys are dissing him then the thought that a good performance in the euro's would turn peoples heads is probably off mark. Saw the show again yesterday, the website was optastatspro - I couldn't find any "publicly available" stats on players though, but I didn't look that hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Not sure how my post above got deleted but looks like the only top club who literally do not give a fuck about scouting have come steaming in for someone just because they did well in a tournament. Come on down, Real Madrid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lackie92 1 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 I have a strange feeling this guy might actually spend the first half of this season with us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 I have a strange feeling this guy might actually spend the first half of this season with us... Judging by his recent comments, I would not be so sure. "Yes [i still want to leave Newcastle]. I always hope to have the chance to join a fashionable club. Now we are negotiating with Newcastle." "My agent has had discussions with the club. They are open to a departure. It's good. Now I hope that everyone will find what they want and I will have the chance to play elsewhere", the midfielder continued, before explaining he has had a number of discussions with Benitez." "I was not really worried [that Newcastle would refuse to sell me]. I had the chance to chat with the coach at the end of the season. During the Euros, I spoke with him." "He is a great coach. He knows what is good for his squad. He also knows what is good for a player." "If I have the opportunity to play for a great club, he will not stop me. That's good, we found common ground." "Now he's missing a club that can close [a deal] with Newcastle and make sure everything comes off in good order." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7295 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 We could have done with him on the left today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 So he's basically saying that all is agreed between him and Rafa, it's just that no one wants him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Cunt. Arrogant shite cunt. Hope he goes somewhere and fucking rots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17255 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 I'm sticking by my previous prediction of him going on loan to Leicester around 11-47pm on 31st August, when the penny finally drops in his tiny deluded mind that f he'd showed some fuckin effort last season bigs clubs wouldn't view him the same way we do, as a massive fuckin fraud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 So he's basically saying that all is agreed between him and Rafa, it's just that no one wants him? The blokes thick as pig shit. He's going to be in for a shock when he finally realizes that simply wanting a move to a top side isn't enough, you actually have to put in displays that show you can play at that sort of level. Thoroughly dis-likable bloke, totally devoid of any semblance of responsibility for the horrible last few seasons. I've said similar before but I really do wonder where he gets it from that he's a top player, we bought him for about 2m from a shite French club and since then he has been in a side scrapping relegation while never being the best player in the team. He's a bottom half prem player, he shows flashes of being a top half player but then spends the following 20 games doing fuck all so I think I'm being fair, he relies almost exclusively on his physicality as he lacks high level ability on the ball and has a poor reading of the game. I hope his career falls to bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 He's nowhere near as good as he thinks he is like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 I hate the little prick me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Almost Butt ability for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44864 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Buttability is one of the parameters I use to rate hoochie mamas. Bottom trumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/twisty-faced-footballer-for-sale/1181923294 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lackie92 1 Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Judging by his recent comments, I would not be so sure. I bloody hope he's gone way before transfer deadline day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 the cunt would tear up the division. i hope no one fancies paying what we want for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 not that i'd be sorry to see the back of the spineless tart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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