Gemmill 44843 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 The Bed My Club Made That's today's toontastic poem title. Entries by 2pm, as the site's foremost literary talent, I'll judge the winner later this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2978 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 (edited) You're right Davey. It is the way we're set up. It's Sissoko's attitude I can't cope. The bloke barely turns up for all but a handful of games all year. Then the second the season is over, in the space of three sentences, he starts pleading for half a dozen CL clubs to have a look at him. It's the most concerted effort he's shown all season. Perez had a much better season, where are his interviews about how he'd like to wet his whistle on Mourinho's wang? Edited June 2, 2015 by toonotl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44843 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Well that isn't gonna win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Gloom 21914 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/581506/Moussa-Sissoko-Chelsea-Arsenal-Newcastle Sooner this cunt fucks off the better to be honest. "For the moment, I am coached by other people." well that's a polite way of putting it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2978 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 "coached" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 "coached" Perhaps he meant coned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 The Bed My Club Made is a little like that art bird's the one with the huge knorks and a face like chopped pork. It's surrounded by litter, evidence, if you ask me, that you could likely whop it up her shitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Sheer poetry, that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44843 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Winner by default seeing as no one else put a submission in. I will end this daily feature today due to lack of popularity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Winner by default seeing as no one else put a submission in. I will end this daily feature today due to lack of popularity. You had a good run. Does it hurt that my Daily Question was more popular? Asking for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 UNDEFEATED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44843 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 You had a good run. Does it hurt that my Daily Question was more popular? Asking for a friend. The truth is Dave that that just became a vehicle for your out of control ego, and went on far longer than it needed to, and everybody hates you for it. Somebody has needed to say this for a long time. I'm sorry it had to be me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Will he still be a cunt, though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 The truth is Dave that that just became a vehicle for your out of control ego, and went on far longer than it needed to, and everybody hates you for it. Somebody has needed to say this for a long time. I'm sorry it had to be me. There are a few things that don't ring true in this post, the last sentence chief among them. This post I've quoted is the beginning of your decline Gemmill. Good on you for raging against the dying of the light though, you're so brave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 The truth is Dave that that just became a vehicle for your out of control ego, and went on far longer than it needed to, and everybody hates you for it. Somebody has needed to say this for a long time. I'm sorry it had to be me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2978 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42406 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Ruled out of Saturday's game with "A knock". Possibly played his last game for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5217 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Has anyone actually been sniffing around him, though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17245 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Ask Ant. The club he really supports have been quoted 15 million. Allegedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2978 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 £15m is great money for him. He only turns up once out of every 3 games until the window shuts, then it stretches to once every 5. Not bothered too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'd sell him for £15mil. Gini, Tiote, Anita, Colback, De Jong is plenty of cover for a bloke who flatters to deceive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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