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Really looking forward to this now and just hoping Pardew doesn't try to be clever and slowly integrate players to the team.

 

Chuck the fuckers in Alan.

 

My concern is raised by the fact that if selected, tomorrow will be Mike Williams 100th game.

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Getting very excited about Sissoko, sounds as those this fella is going to fly.

 

Also lots of press people saying good things about Hadeira at left back. Very strong, very quick, likes to attack but defends well.

 

Should give Santon a good run.

 

Shane :(

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Getting very excited about Sissoko, sounds as those this fella is going to fly.

 

Also lots of press people saying good things about Hadeira at left back. Very strong, very quick, likes to attack but defends well.

 

Should give Santon a good run.

 

Shane :(

I thought hadeira was bought cos santon was going
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From what I hear, they are extremely excited about Haidara. Apparently he's blown them away in training already. He's very pacy and has an excellent left foot. I know people have talked about moving Santon further forward but it wouldn't surprise me to see Haidara getting games on the wing.

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I really am looking forward to this one more than any other game this season. Can't wait to see what Sissoko's all about, from the way he's being talked up we've made a really excellent signing.

Their heads should be really down after getting knocked out of both cup competitions to lower division sides in the space of a few days and ours should be back up after one of the best transfer weeks since we signed Shearer.

I'm still nervous but I'm also as confident I've been about an away game since we came back up.

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Villa fans I know on Twitter conceding the 3 points to us. :lol:

 

Can go in off someones arse for all I care tomorrow, as long as we score one more than them fuckers!

 

I'd happily watch Cabaye arouse Debuchy, allowing him to use his erect penis to bat the ball into the net, if it meant we won the game.

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Just go to pornhub and search in the category named gay if that's your thing mate. I'm sure (although I have no personal experience of it) that you'd be able to see something like that.

 

Personally I'm hoping for a Cisse using his feet or head to get a hatrick but each to their own ;)

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Just go to pornhub and search in the category named gay if that's your thing mate. I'm sure (although I have no personal experience of it) that you'd be able to see something like that.

 

Personally I'm hoping for a Cisse using his feet or head to get a hatrick but each to their own ;)

 

A more orthodox goal is obviously the preferred option, but if it came to it, a genitally directed finish would have to do.

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Well I remember Shearer scoring against the scum while he had a hard on but to my knowledge there's never been a goal scored by stiffy manufactured by a team mate so I suppose it would be one for the record books. Not sure I'd be overly keen to see it though :D

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They have no money for transfers and Lambert just reeled off some names they signed in the summer, can't say I knew any. There best players are injured, not being picked or sulky. Hope we hump them and Shola,Willimson,Obertan and the rest of the underachievers left behind

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They have no money for transfers and Lambert just reeled off some names they signed in the summer, can't say I knew any. There best players are injured, not being picked or sulky. Hope we hump them and Shola,Willimson,Obertan and the rest of the underachievers left behind

 

Not sure I'd class Williamson as an underachiever. If anything, he's playing at his level. His level may not be good enough, but he's not underachieving.

 

Well I remember Shearer scoring against the scum while he had a hard on but to my knowledge there's never been a goal scored by stiffy manufactured by a team mate so I suppose it would be one for the record books. Not sure I'd be overly keen to see it though :D

 

Can you be offside by virtue of your cock being further forward than the last man?

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Not sure I'd class Williamson as an underachiever. If anything, he's playing at his level. His level may not be good enough, but he's not underachieving.

 

 

 

Can you be offside by virtue of your cock being further forward than the last man?

It's any part of your body that can legally score (ie not your hands or arms) that count for offside isn't it? If so then your cock could have you offside. What you want is to get a hard on after the ball has been played. Then you'd be fine!

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It's any part of your body that can legally score (ie not your hands or arms) that count for offside isn't it? If so then your cock could have you offside. What you want is to get a hard on after the ball has been played. Then you'd be fine!

 

For victory, I'd accept a fisting if we get away with it

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