sammynb 3508 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Those with half a brain realise that Pardew is going nowhere for many reasons but I've been thinking about Carver and Stone and their input or lack there of. Both have the club at heart but it's obvious they are lacking in their ability to contribute when things start to go astray. So would the team be better off with a more tactically astute assistant manager, a Taylor to Clough? If so, who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Those with half a brain realise that Pardew is going nowhere for many reasons but I've been thinking about Carver and Stone and their input or lack there of. Both have the club at heart but it's obvious they are lacking in their ability to contribute when things start to go astray. So would the team be better off with a more tactically astute assistant manager, a Taylor to Clough? If so, who? Steve Clarke is one of the best assistant managers in the game. I'd personally go for a Frenchie or a Dutch and really jazz up our total football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Share Posted January 20, 2013 Steve Clarke is one of the best assistant managers in the game. Funny enough Hughton was until we fucked that one up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Funny enough Hughton was until we fucked that one up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Maybe? I don't know what Carver et al are actually doing. Get Terry 'Cone Layer' Mac back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Some coaches, rather than anti-coaches, would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Share Posted January 20, 2013 Maybe? I don't know what Carver et al are actually doing. See that's the thing Carver looks to be doing very little except nod in agreement* Look at someone like Pat Rice when he was at Arsenal and he seemed to be on his feet barking orders more than Wenger ever did. *Quick disclaimer here this is based on watching tv coverage and only seeing JC when the camera cuts to Pardou for a reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 (edited) I don't know what Carver does except standing on the sidelines and having a slight bit of Ben Arfa look to his fuckin face. Guess it's the eyebrows... Edited January 20, 2013 by Aeris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 See that's the thing Carver looks to be doing very little except nod in agreement* Look at someone like Pat Rice when he was at Arsenal and he seemed to be on his feet barking orders more than Wenger ever did. *Quick disclaimer here this is based on watching tv coverage and only seeing JC when the camera cuts to Pardou for a reaction. Carver is the new Terry Mac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Share Posted January 20, 2013 Carver is the new Terry Mac. He's not as good down the bookies according to twitter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/33858-our-backroom-staff-or-lack-of-them/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted January 20, 2013 Author Share Posted January 20, 2013 http://www.toontasti...r-lack-of-them/ Yeah, I know I realised that after I started the thread but it was also more about the lack of brains trust than just bodies. Sorry tooj, not trying to steal your thunder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Black Box described his job as keeping the players happy and buying sandwiches! Carver is like a cheerleader on the bench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Black Box described his job as keeping the players happy and buying sandwiches! Terry Mac did all that and organised the Christmas parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Bobby Robson saw something in Carver. That's good enough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22155 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 A new assistant might help but it wouldn't address the big problem - the lack of options in the squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 What position did Carver play? Strange that we have Steve Stone and Alan Pardew, 2 midfielders, running training and we're so keen to launch balls over the top and bypass midfield altogether. You'd think their speciality would be to have us dominating midfield possession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 What position did Carver play? Strange that we have Steve Stone and Alan Pardew, 2 midfielders, running training and we're so keen to launch balls over the top and bypass midfield altogether. You'd think their speciality would be to have us dominating midfield possession. Left back wasn't he?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 John Carver is anything but a "yes man". He isn't afraid to stick his oar in if needs be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted January 21, 2013 Author Share Posted January 21, 2013 John Carver is anything but a "yes man". He isn't afraid to stick his oar in if needs be. Thanks John, it's good to have you on the board. So what do you think is the problem?? Bobby Robson saw something in Carver. That's good enough for me. I always looked at Carver being the motivator, whereas SBR was the tactician. Pardew is a motivator, Carver is a motivator and two motivators make not a mistake - no that's not correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Aye Carver was a leftback. In the juniors behind Kenny Wharton. I'm told (second hand from someone at the club apparently) that Carver and Stone are allowed virtually no input into training and Pardew does virtually all of it himself. Also that a lot of time is devoted to pumping long balls at Williamson. And he fails to win most of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Aye Carver was a leftback. In the juniors behind Kenny Wharton. I'm told (second hand from someone at the club apparently) that Carver and Stone are allowed virtually no input into training and Pardew does virtually all of it himself. Also that a lot of time is devoted to pumping long balls at Williamson. And he fails to win most of them! One my my mates knew one lad who was in our academy around the time of Allardyce. Remember that Monday night draw against Arsenal when Smith put in a decent shift against us? He said that most of the training that week was aimed at punting long-balls to Arsenal's left-back (assuming it was Clichy) to try and exploit him being weak in the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Our training is about a decade behind most PL clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17660 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Our tactics are about two and a half decades behind most PL clubs. fyp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 One my my mates knew one lad who was in our academy around the time of Allardyce. Remember that Monday night draw against Arsenal when Smith put in a decent shift against us? He said that most of the training that week was aimed at punting long-balls to Arsenal's left-back (assuming it was Clichy) to try and exploit him being weak in the air. As bad as that is, at least it was thought out and aimed at taking an advantage of an identified weakness in the opposition. What we're doing now seems to be just trying to teach our centreback how to win a ball in the air. Surely that should have happened well before we ever signed him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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