Gemmill 44872 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Nah, clinically proven. Not some herbal shite. The active ingredient is diphenhydramine. Can't remember what the American version is called buy you can get them over here as Nytol Sleep Aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13866 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Fucking Nytol, might as well have warm milk. You want some horse tranquilisers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Melatonin is pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Fucking Nytol, might as well have warm milk. You want some horse tranquilisers A quick nip of k before bedtime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Fucking Nytol, might as well have warm milk. You want some horse tranquilisersMotherfuckface, get some into you and report back in a week when you've woken up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 A quick nip of k before bedtime I've got a cupboardful at work for anyone who wants to do a deal* *if my boss or anyone from the NMC is reading, this is obviously a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 yes please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21922 Posted May 4, 2016 Author Share Posted May 4, 2016 valium is what you want. perfect for a long haul red eye flight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Another sensational night's sleep from sleeping beauty last night on my magic pill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7027 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Screaming baby induced insomnia. Fuck me this is brutal! Up at 4am with a crying baby, leave for work at 7am, finish work at 6pm, baby starts crying again between 6-10pm, bed, up 4am ..... Etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 I've suffered from it when people have passed away around me and when I found out about my cancer and it is a cunt. Sometimes I'll wake up about 4am, think about nothing in particular other than "howay lets get to sleep", and I just can't because I'm trying too hard. My kip in the last 24 hours, the sun totally knocked me out yesterday, 3pm till 7pm, 11pm till 330am, 430am till 7. It works out as 11 hours which is probably nee good, but it's murder being awake can't sleep and having wor lass whinge on because my fart has woken her up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30610 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Aye but I suppose she has to check you every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 [emoji38] picking him up and sniffing his nappy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42440 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Screaming baby induced insomnia. Fuck me this is brutal! Up at 4am with a crying baby, leave for work at 7am, finish work at 6pm, baby starts crying again between 6-10pm, bed, up 4am ..... Etc. It gets better mate, give it another 6 years or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42440 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Aye but I suppose she has to check you every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 [emoji38] picking him up and sniffing his nappy. Would need a forklift truck to do that at the minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/hangovers-now-include-terrifying-existential-dread-discover-over-35s-20160608109398 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33196 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Screaming baby induced insomnia. Fuck me this is brutal! Up at 4am with a crying baby, leave for work at 7am, finish work at 6pm, baby starts crying again between 6-10pm, bed, up 4am ..... Etc. You'll look back and laugh in a few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21922 Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 Woke up at 4.30am for my usual middle aged, night-time stumble to the toilet. Been awake ever since. Horror show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21922 Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 On 08/06/2016 at 07:57, Kid Dynamite said: Screaming baby induced insomnia. Fuck me this is brutal! Up at 4am with a crying baby, leave for work at 7am, finish work at 6pm, baby starts crying again between 6-10pm, bed, up 4am ..... Etc. Hopefully things aren’t quite as savage two years on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Woke up at 4.30am for my usual middle aged, night-time stumble to the toilet. Been awake ever since. Horror show Fucking amateur. I wake up at half 4 as standard. I'm on a run of waking up at 2am and being up for the day. My mood is sensational atm. I'm putting it down to having some shit going on (leaving work to go elsewhere). Tesco do over the counter sleeping pills that seem to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21922 Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 rising at 2am for the day? jeez, what time do you go to sleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30610 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 12 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Tesco do over the counter sleeping pills that seem to help. I'd have thought you'd have had a ready supply of something stronger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: rising at 2am for the day? jeez, what time do you go to sleep? About half 10. It hasn't been a lot of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, ewerk said: I'd have thought you'd have had a ready supply of something stronger. If word got out that I was roofying myself there'd be a queue of women down the street looking to hop on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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