Craig 6700 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Old I know......but who cares? On Wayne Rooney... "It's an incredible rise to stardom; at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson." Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?" Strachan:"Velocity" [walks off] Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today? Strachan:What areas? Mainly that big green one out there. Reporter: "Gordon,what will you take from today?" Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today. Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it? Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here? Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. So I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick - down negative man, down. Reporter:Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around? Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless. Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up? Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret. Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?" Strachan: "I don't do impressions" Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then? Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose! Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play? Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 As you say, old, but still hilarious. I love the down negative man, down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnytom 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 hilarious, like the one on rooney! how bad would you feel as a reporter getting ripped like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"Strachan:"Velocity" [walks off] I've seen Dalglish say that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Its great that that are still a few characters like him the game these days. But most interviews are all drab and pretty much pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 He's just great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Bit short of funny lines yesterday I noticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Certainly a comedy performance by his charges yesterday like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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