LoveTheBobby 1 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Shit Shouts , Super Shouts Any snippets of wonderment , tragedy or otherwise heard at the match . Have you ever been proud of yourself with a quip ? Have you ever made a complete cunt of yourself ? There was this horrible scratty rat-faced kid who used to jump the pen-type queues at half time at back of the Sir John . Snide Nike tracksuit , his scabby bird by his side and a scowl to add to his appeal . Hartlepool accent too . Some older chap perfectly politely challenged him on it one time . The lad went right up to his face and sneered "hea man - al knock y owt with a miss" . Oh my . Had a seat pitchside in Sir John for a few year and one fella would always be in the same state of comatose . There were 2 things he would do that you could set your watch by . 1) He was on our row and would back from half time 15 mins late as he would minesweep the bars . 2) Every 'foul' not given he would accusationally warble "the referee's smokin dope" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Had a seat pitchside in Sir John for a few year and one fella would always be in the same state of comatose . There were 2 things he would do that you could set your watch by . 1) He was on our row and would back from half time 15 mins late as he would minesweep the bars . 2) Every 'foul' not given he would accusationally warble "the referee's smokin dope" What's his TT username? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Minesweep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Minesweep? I think its going round drinking other peoples drinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Minesweep? An old man at the club I drink it does it. However we were playing a game which involved dropping a shot of sambuca into your pint of John Smiths. So basically the dregs were sambuca. By 5 o'clock he was falling down in the toilets rolling around in his own piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Being a southerner I usually kept my mouth shut when I was at matches unless it was to join in with a song but I sat next to a really posh bloke who was also a southerner who I didn't know. One week he chirped up (in the poshest voice you've ever heard, like something off the Fast Show) with "Come on Hugo! Get stuck in!!!" This massive bloke in front of us just turned and GLARED at him for being so southern. Also he used to sing (and this is absolutely true) "We are the Geordies, the super geordies and we are mental and we are mad". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10970 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 At the Fulham game Duff got on the ball and the "One Greedy Bastard" chant went up and some wit* hilariously** quipped "History shows there' fucking loads of 'em" to the mirth of those around him. *twat*** **wasn't hilarious at all *** me (I'm just trying to help your thread get back on track LTB) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted December 23, 2012 Author Share Posted December 23, 2012 An old man at the club I drink it does it. However we were playing a game which involved dropping a shot of sambuca into your pint of John Smiths. So basically the dregs were sambuca. By 5 o'clock he was falling down in the toilets rolling around in his own piss. Love owt like that Yes this chap at the match would work his way along the potshelf just chucking any fizzy fluid in his pot(s) . Often had 2 or 3 pints of 'house' ale to his name by the start of the second half . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted December 23, 2012 Author Share Posted December 23, 2012 "Come on Hugo! Get stuck in!!!" "We are the Geordies, the super geordies and we are mental and we are mad". That's the stuff wot wot ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted December 23, 2012 Author Share Posted December 23, 2012 (I'm just trying to help your thread get back on track LTB) Personally I like it when threads go offroad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 An old man at the club I drink it does it. However we were playing a game which involved dropping a shot of sambuca into your pint of John Smiths. So basically the dregs were sambuca. By 5 o'clock he was falling down in the toilets rolling around in his own piss. Jesus wept! finishing off the remnants in random glasses laying around Ah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17660 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 1) He was on our row and would back from half time 15 mins late as he would minesweep the bars . 2) Every 'foul' not given he would accusationally warble "the referee's smokin dope" Any idea of this characters name?....there was someone doing a bit of champions league standard glass collecting just off camera as this was going off....same lad hitch hiked to Ascoli in the Anglo-Italian; and financed his drink for that liitle jaunt in no doubt the same way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 I was once sat near a lad who'd brought along his lass. She obviously hated football and kept moaning about how rubbish and cold it was or how she didn't know what was going on, then spending the rest of the time looking utterly bored out of her mind. Then about 85 minutes in the ball was played forward and she suddenly stood up and yelled "OFFSIDE REF FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" It sounds like nowt but it was so hilarious at the time after she'd complained the whole game and given the impression she'd rather be anywhere else, just came out of nowhere and she was right as well, it was miles offside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 (edited) I'd have been shocked too, a woman getting an offside call right... Edited December 23, 2012 by Monroe Transfer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 I was at Wigan away in 2010-11 & heard a lass about 20 explaining to her father about 60 odd that you couldn't be offside from a throw in. Knowledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted December 23, 2012 Author Share Posted December 23, 2012 Any idea of this characters name?....there was someone doing a bit of champions league standard glass collecting just off camera as this was going off....same lad hitch hiked to Ascoli in the Anglo-Italian; and financed his drink for that liitle jaunt in no doubt the same way Dont know his name but he was a smallish chap, bit hunched , grey hair and stubble. Bit of a nose on him . Always wore a big anorak/puffa jacket . Rocking bit of a jaundiced look "spoke with a local accent" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10970 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Was the 1st game of the 01/02 season and I was a bit late getting to my seat, having an extra pint with some of the lads that sat around me, so as I'm sidestepping along giving nods and hellos to people I'd not seen for a bit, I get to my seat to see my Dad's surprised me by sorting out the seat next to mine for the season. Which in hindsight was brilliant, but at the time was baffling. See, I've always been brought up not to swear in front of my parents, so I thought I was going to have to be to be on my best behaviour, up until the ref messed up a call and my Dad leapt to his feet and shouted "Hoo ya focking cunt" in a broad Glaswegian brogue. After that I thought "Well, that's carte blanche at the match now, isn't it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 On taking me to my first matches my dad basically said I could swear as much as I wanted as long as I never repeated any of it in front of my mam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17660 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Dont know his name but he was a smallish chap, bit hunched , grey hair and stubble. Bit of a nose on him . Always wore a big anorak/puffa jacket . Rocking bit of a jaundiced look "spoke with a local accent" naaa...not the lad am thinking of....we turned round from watching some of our lot chasing the cloggies up that side street in the vid and all we saw was this individual basically necking all their half drunk pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loonyTOON 10 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 There was a bloke behind us against QPR who was moaning that "Pardew hasn't a fucking clue" when he made subs, inc Jonas off and Ameobi and Obertan on. Followed by Obertan doing more in 10 minutes than Jonas did all game, and Ameobi eventually scoring. Knobhead - people moan when he doesn't change it early enough and then moan when he does make changes. I said at half time the game needed Obertan and Marveaux to (hopefully) add creativity to an otherwise lacking midfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Aye people just like to poke fun at Pardew or have a go for the sake of it without ever mentioning a solution. Like Lake Bells Tits enjoying a MEGALOLZAA Pardew's suggestion of Obertan keeping an offensive full back quiet - when he was given the opportunity on Saturday he did exactly that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7173 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 There's a bloke in front of me who once every game waits until Ba or Cisse loses the ball and then screams at the top of his voice 'FOR FUCKS SAKE SHOLA!' He always gets a few people with it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7173 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 That's the stuff wot wot ! Had a similar cockney sat behind me a few games back who insisted on calling every player by his first name. He got most of them wrong too. My favourite was 'Come on Daveedaaayyy!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted December 23, 2012 Author Share Posted December 23, 2012 'Come on Daveedaaayyy!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Home against Spurs in the Gallowgate a few years ago, quiet period in the game, not much happening, crowd babble & chants have died down. Out of the blue an enraged middle aged bloke stands up and screams "JEWS! FUCKING JEWS!" over and over again, to the bewilderment of all around him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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