Alex 35083 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 http://www.flavorwir...-famous-authors The James Joyce one is the best: You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 a flatulent flourish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2979 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Saved for posterity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 (edited) Bukowski one is canny too. The rest are shite. Edited December 10, 2012 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Drinking Moet or cans of beer on Christmas day?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 You can have both, Ken. It's Xmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I wouldn't touch beer from a can tbh. If someone offered a can of beer to me, Christmas or not I'd ram the cunt down their osphagus and watch to see if they enjoyed the experience... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 Okey dokie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Just having a laugh. Thought I might have told you the story last Christmas or the one before, or the one before, of one tight-arse, yob uncle. Anyway, I know you get your share (of cans for Xmas) and I certainly get mine too. Cheers, mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I'm lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Aggressive gibberish from an Aussie who then spews up. Lost but not surprised tbpf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Aggressive gibberish from an Aussie who then spews up. Lost but not surprised tbpf. You've not drunk beer from a can, big time Charlie? Didn't think so, but that is what I was alluding to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 Ken, are you alright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 What's an osphagus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Wind your nick in Ken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 What's an osphagus? It's where you bury the dead isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Yes, though slightly drunk. First week off and just polished of my third bottle of Chateai Lillian. Planning a trip away next Euro Summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 And piss off spelling police, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 It's where you bury the dead isn't it? Btw, if anyone gets that I can only apologise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15527 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Kenny, are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK, Kenny? Disimproved your post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 Disimproved your post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Btw, if anyone gets that I can only apologise. Being sarcy? I'll get me coat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 And piss off spelling police, please. You wouldn't say that if there was a spelling mistake in your dirty literary love letters by famous authors... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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