Meenzer 15190 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 https://twitter.com/RoyalFoetus In related news, Kate's up the duff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29726 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Well that should keep the tabloids busy for the next six months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Apparently she may be rather subdued from morning sickness throughout the pregnancy. Hopefully that means she'll withdraw from the public eye and we won't have to endure 8 and a bit months of embarrassing royalist jizzfests. All the commemorative baby tat that'll be on sale once this sprog pops out as well...sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Already speculation starting about it being twins. ENOUGH OF THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13659 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 I've heard she's going to give birth to a baby horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Do we get another bank holiday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I've heard she's going to give birth to a baby horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41471 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 State Scroungers add another child to the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I feel sorry for her. I'm sure that if she hadn't been admitted to hospital that they wouldnt have announced this yet as she's probably not even 12 weeks yet. The poor lass is now going to be mercilessly hounded for the next 7 months. Pregnancy is scary and stressful enough without having to play it out in front of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43107 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 To be fair though, no body will have a more pampered pregnancy or better medical care. I think the positives far outweigh the negatives. Having said that, I wish the press would shut the fuck up about it, mainly cos it's boring as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I'm hoping NZ will become a republic before Slaphead 1 or Slaphead 2 make it onto the throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4510 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 To be fair though, no body will have a more pampered pregnancy or better medical care. I think the positives far outweigh the negatives. Having said that, I wish the press would shut the fuck up about it, mainly cos it's boring as fuck. Do you have talking Newspapers you posh fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43107 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 What you on about, Megajugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 That snivelling sycofant Nicholas Whitchell gave his usual creepy take when covering it the other day . There's being professional and respectful etc and then there's him . All austere and overly reverential . Any royal story delivered like some fucking sermon . He's just too much man . "and as the Dutchess greeted the crowds, Her flowing tousled locks gently swaying in the breeze , it became apparent we were witnessing a new era . An era of hope . An era of vibrancy . Led by these soon to be young, nubile charges into the next decade . My Lord , my Lady . The very texture of sex ." She was only opening a fucking supermarket you ginger cunT ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Will they show the birth live on the BBC, with running commentary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Junior Harry Redknapp on the right . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21494 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 FT and Indy only papers not to splash with this non story. The guardian and times devoted their ENTIRE front pages. Honestly, who gives a fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41471 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Junior Harry Redknapp on the right . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Will they show the birth live on the BBC, with running commentary? If it's worth watching, watch it with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 If it's worth watching, watch it with us. Catch it one BBC hairypieplayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/day-fm-duo-impersonate-queen/story-e6frg6n6-1226530546575 Oh dear. Orf with their heads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Whilst looking at the Sky tv guide last night I noticed Channel 5 were running an 1 HOUR SPECIAL on the pregnancy. That deserves a good old skool Jesus Weptaphon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13659 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Whilst looking at the Sky tv guide last night I noticed Channel 5 were running an 1 HOUR SPECIAL on the pregnancy. That deserves a good old skool Jesus Weptaphon. Hope it shows the conception Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I heurp it sneurs . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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