Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Anyone know any local stores where you can go and buy and takeaway. Seen loads online but want one tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 You mean a Brita Filer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Why the fuck you don't just Google this stuff is a mystery to me. Let's see if you can work this one out for yourself. Try to imagine the sort of shopping emporium that would allow you to buy a jug with a water filter in it, AND drive it off the forecourt on the same day, then check the website of said emporium to see if you were right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 You mean a Brita Filer? I"ll answer you rather than the smart arse typing from his hotel below! No, we have an American style samsung fridge freezer that is plumbed so that it dispenses filtered water and ice. The filter is like a big cigar and is on the wall behind the fridge and the 1/4 inch water pipe passes through it. The fridge was from Comet (few years ago), who don't sell the filters. Loads of places sell them online via google *raises middle finger to Gemmill*, but I wanted to go and physically pick one up today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 Why the fuck you don't just Google this stuff is a mystery to me. Let's see if you can work this one out for yourself. Try to imagine the sort of shopping emporium that would allow you to buy a jug with a water filter in it, AND drive it off the forecourt on the same day, then check the website of said emporium to see if you were right. Hope you get stuck in the sauna! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 And you just thought somebody might know where to buy your incredibly specific fridge part. Look up appliance repair places and ring them ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 And you just thought somebody might know where to buy your incredibly specific fridge part. Look up appliance repair places and ring them ffs. No smart arse! I thought someone may know a shop that sells filters in general as you well know sitting there in your free robe eating triangular toast. Of course I will be watching like a hawk for any assistance you may need in the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 To be fair to Gemmill (and god knows this pains me), it wasn't at all clear what you meant from your original post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30669 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 What is the reason for the urgency in needing to replace a water filter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 One can only imagine what Christmas Tree's life was like before he discovered his Toontastic utopia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 To be fair to Gemmill (and god knows this pains me), it wasn't at all clear what you meant from your original post. First of all, Gemmill deserves no fairness! 2nd of all, Gemmil deserves no fairness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 What is the reason for the urgency in needing to replace a water filter? Because the replace water filter light is on and it would have been handy having it fixed for my cocktail soirée tomorrow night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 One can only imagine what Christmas Tree's life was like before he discovered his Toontastic utopia. Like a Palestinian family at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 No smart arse! I thought someone may know a shop that sells filters in general as you well know sitting there in your free robe eating triangular toast. Of course I will be watching like a hawk for any assistance you may need in the future I'm fairly self-sufficient tbf, but more importantly I'm 100% confident that I won't need any assistance that you can offer. Anyway, it's almost time for me to go and get an absolutely MASSIVE cooked breakfast. It was surf and turf for tea last night - steak with half a lobster, cauliflower and brocolli cheese, triple cooked hand cut chips and onion rings. Followed by Crepes Suzette. Read it and weep, fat boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Give these a ring, you useless cunt. http://www.appliance-repairs-northeast.co.uk/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Give these a ring, you useless cunt. http://www.appliance-repairs-northeast.co.uk/ Are you free after brekky to fit it ? X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35120 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 One can only imagine what Christmas Tree's life was like before he discovered his Toontastic utopia. Ignorance is bliss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 Just got a job to Virgin Money HQ as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Just got a job to Virgin Money HQ as well. Posting while driving? Tsk tsk tsk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 CT, man. Warn me before posting another topic like this, I can't handle the excitement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 And here I am, sat outside Virgin Money Towers, staring up at Gemmills top floor penthouse office. It's empty of course because this fat banker isn't working, he's away at Loch Lomond spending his vast bankers bonus dining on fine wine to accompany his huge serving off surf and turf. Quickly, we focus instead on little Timmy who I've just dropped off. One of Gemmills underlings whose just received his Christmas bonus too. Redundancy. Wiping back tears he tells me it's all over for him in January. He's not sure how he'll get through Christmas. Are you listening Gemmill! See what you've done! Surf and Turf for one, simply Turfed out for the other. Broken Britain right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3905 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I assume CT you don't live in the North East where water purity is at 99.9% making tap water just as good as most bottled water. Because this of course would make your expensive hard to find filter totally redundant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 So it's true what they say about there not being any decent right-wing comedians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Those left-wing liberals however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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