Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 (edited) so would i Noelie, williamson does my head in. his total lack of pace slays me, it's painful to watch him try and run Agree with this but he's still more solid than Taylor. Edited August 15, 2014 by Anorthernsoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I thought Taylor would have progressed by now but everytime he looks like he is getting his act together he breaks down. Both him and WIllo are just average PL CBs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Taylor is fucking dogshit, his positioning is woeful, he still attempts those heavy lunging challenges to get a reaction from the crowd. His pointing does my head in as well, especially when it is clearly the man he is supposed to be marking. Agree with Fish Williamson is an average defender and Taylor is below average now, I really think he has got worse in recent years as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33835 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Taylor is fucking dogshit, his positioning is woeful, he still attempts those heavy lunging challenges to get a reaction from the crowd. His pointing does my head in as well, especially when it is clearly the man he is supposed to be marking. Agree with Fish Williamson is an average defender and Taylor is below average now, I really think he has got worse in recent years as well. I took my girls to the Cardiff cup game last season, when we were getting beat and we had a free kick and he was doing his starjump routine in front of their keeper I honestly felt like going on the pitch and saying something to him along the lines of, oh I don't know, sort of, "What are you fucking doing, man, you utter fucking bell end, you're an idiot. Nobodies fooled." You know, something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46026 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I took my girls to the Cardiff cup game last season, when we were getting beat and we had a free kick and he was doing his starjump routine in front of their keeper I honestly felt like going on the pitch and saying something to him along the lines of, oh I don't know, sort of, "You're really getting my dander up, you grotty little man!" You know, something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I took my girls to the Cardiff cup game last season, when we were getting beat and we had a free kick and he was doing his starjump routine in front of their keeper I honestly felt like going on the pitch and saying something to him along the lines of, oh I don't know, sort of, "What are you fucking doing, man, you utter fucking bell end, you're an idiot. Nobodies fooled." You know, something like that. Honestly man he's getting worse. I don't think I'll ever forget that reaction to scoring against Cardiff at the end of last season, possibly the worst reading of the fans mood in the history of the club, Gotze had a lesser reaction to scoring the world cup winning goal ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 6 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 If I recall he was alright the few times he played right back. But then I wasn't a fan of Simpson, so he might have been the taller dwarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14048 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 (edited) Aye, that's what makes him even worse. If he was just shite, that would be fine (which he definitely is) but it's wrapped up in this parcel of twattishness. What narks me the most is that he always kiss arses back into the side as well, as seen in pre-season. Thankfully, his comedy routine against Malaga shot that down. The Cardiff celebration It can't be a serious reaction. I know he's thick but to have absolutely no self-awareness about Cardiff's relegation in a situation like that is ridiculous. He played right back well before that though, Phil. Think Roeder played him there. Edited August 15, 2014 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I remember when he touched the ball with his hands in the box, so what's he do, he goes to the ground, like if he had been shot. Classic Taylor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Lest we forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 He's as shite at RB as he was at CB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) Whilst I agree he's a bit of a tosser I think it's exaggerated how shit he is. Don't get me wrong, he's shit, but both Taylors were part of our long unbeaten start the the season we finished 5th. He hasn't really had much luck since then. There's worse back-ups at bigger clubs. Our problem is we don't have an obvious first team pairing for him to be back up to. Edited August 16, 2014 by ClubSpinDoctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Shit defender and brown nosing twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Takes a great photo though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 3107 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 In from the start next week. Yanga-Mbiwa should start but he won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Should he? I mean, he's been injured. And to be honest I'm not convinced by him either, but that's partly because I've not seen much of him in his preferred position. Not saying I rate Taylor, far from it, although I don't think he's as awful as some make out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 3107 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 I don't think Taylor is awful either. That prize goes to Willo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4857 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 We have a cup match against gillingham in which willo will serve his suspension, no Taylor for the PL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4222 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Phew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Best thing / only good thing about Steven Taylor is that namecheck he got in the Burglar's Dog's review of The Pig and Whistle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46026 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Gutted that site has pretty much disappeared. It was always a decent way of passing a Friday afternoon at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Might have been mentioned elsewhere but he's out for the season. 2 fit CBs left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Williamson is barely a CB too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7485 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Between Williamson and Dummet there's approx 1 CB. Not surprised to see him get injured again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoslingBeast 0 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Colo is too old aswell, been nothing but shite except a couple of games this season. We have no CB's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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