Gejon 2 Posted November 9, 2012 Author Share Posted November 9, 2012 I suppose we could ask Derren Brown if he could design one of his specials as an intervention for Wolfy - can a batshit insane shit for brains gimp be reformed into an ordinary human being, using just the power of suggestion. He could probably do it via the medium of tinfoilhat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I suppose we could ask Derren Brown if he could design one of his specials as an intervention for Wolfy - can a batshit insane shit for brains gimp be reformed into an ordinary human being, using just the power of suggestion. The batshit insane end up running countries tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41462 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 For a new poster, you're a bit obsessed with the Wolfmeister, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTurk 0 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 The batshit insane end up running countries tho. Wolfy couldn't run a bath let alone a country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 For a new poster, you're a bit obsessed with the Wolfmeister, aren't you? Stalker innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Wolfy couldn't run a bath let alone a country. He avoids the bath since his wife dropped that toaster in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41462 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Stalker innit. Man love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6874 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 For a new poster, you're a bit obsessed with the Wolfmeister, aren't you? The faux poster trend stopped being funny a looooong time ago tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTurk 0 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Well Monkey Fist if you say things as equally insane as Wolfy then perhaps I'll pay more attention to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Well Monkey Fist if you say things as equally insane as Wolfy then perhaps I'll pay more attention to you. He would kick the shit out of you tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41462 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Well Monkey Fist if you say things as equally insane as Wolfy then perhaps I'll pay more attention to you. Air ....... What's up with that shit ,eh? Can't see it, can't touch it, yet we are told without it we'd die. It's all a big scam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTurk 0 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Air ....... What's up with that shit ,eh? Can't see it, can't touch it, yet we are told without it we'd die. It's all a big scam. You can't just copy Wolfy for fucks sake. Find your own brand of crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41462 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Just repeating what I heard on cluesforum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41462 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 He would kick the shit out of you tho. I'm a pissifist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 You been drinking again MF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 So it's Wolfy the fearless then. You bit a BIT better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I suppose we could ask Derren Brown if he could design one of his specials as an intervention for Wolfy - can a batshit insane shit for brains gimp be reformed into an ordinary human being, using just the power of suggestion. I wonder if an obsessed gelloid like yourself can be trained to focus on different aspects of life , other than one person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41462 Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 You been drinking again MF? Cheek mare! And no, hellish drive back from Manchester, then random mayhem chez Fist, led to me deciding a cuppa would be good. That, and I'm working tomorrow morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41462 Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Just a quick link for any Anatidaephobics we may have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4509 Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Why is the time saying 10.01 when it's 9.30 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4509 Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Now it says 11.30 and its 9.30 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 I once worked with a lass who was shit scared of Peas. Yes, peas. I once knew a lass who was scared of Pigeons... had never heard of such a phobia and thought she was making it up. I found out she was telling the truth by pushing her in to a big swarm of them in the middle of the street one day. Imagine how my fits of laughter turned sour when the swarm eventually flew away (after frantically beating their wings around her for about 30 seconds) to reveal her standing there hands wrapped around her head shaking violently and crying uncontrollably... not really one of my finest moments. Tried it on with her not long after that and she knocked me back... not sure why tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34233 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Because you look like a pigeon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 I once knew a lass who was scared of Pigeons... had never heard of such a phobia and thought she was making it up. I found out she was telling the truth by pushing her in to a big swarm of them in the middle of the street one day. Imagine how my fits of laughter turned sour when the swarm eventually flew away (after frantically beating their wings around her for about 30 seconds) to reveal her standing there hands wrapped around her head shaking violently and crying uncontrollably... not really one of my finest moments. Smooth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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