Monkeys Fist 41463 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 CT, our own tubby retard, Thinking of mash and beans, would get hard. The cause of this yearning Was a lack of book learnin' And his penis ( engulfed in gut lard). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 They tell of an aged gent named Leazes Mag "I was right" he would often brag During a Bar-B on his hut In union Jack pants he'd strut so the muslims next door knew about the freedoms we in the UK have fought for and won and be forced to go and fight in their own country (despite being British for 3 generations) or be exposed as cowards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41463 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Pronouns caught you out again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10527 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 They tell of an aged gent named Leazes Mag "I was right" he would often brag During a Bar-B on his hut In union Jack pants he'd strut so the muslims next door knew about the freedoms we in the UK have fought for and won and be forced to go and fight in their own country (despite being British for 3 generations) or be exposed as cowards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4509 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 Jonas played out on the wing But couldnt knock anything in Along came young Shane Whose crosses did rain But then Pardew bottled it and went back to Jonas who obviously has some dirty secret on Pardew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10527 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 All I see there is Shane Shaney Shane Shaney Shane Shane Shane Fergy Shane Fergy Shane Shane Shane Shaney Shane Ferg Ferg Shaney Ferg Shane Shane Shaney Shane Fergy Shane Shane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 There was an old man called the fish. Who was told to make a wish. he wished for a kite and was covered in shite Then puked in a plastic dish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 (edited) There was a young queer called Renton, who laid in his bed with a tent on, His lover called Jim had a long look at him Then snapped it and now he's called Benton. Edited November 7, 2012 by wolfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 There was a young kid called Gemmill who killed his best friend with a dremel when asked by the judge why he had a big grudge he said, " how the fuck do I know, I can't rhyme fuck all else with Gemmil" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 There was an old bloke called Mon-key who loved kung fu and Bruce Lee he challenged his mate at the front of his gate until his Mam said get in for your tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 There was a young queer called Craig who went looking for sex in the Hague when told it's a scam sex was in Amsterdam he said that his knowledge was vague. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10527 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Wolfy started a group to disprove the existence of soup didn't care what was said cos he "knew in his head" and talked endlessly out of his hoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34233 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 There was a flat-Earther called Wolfy, Who was fond of espousing a theory, Confronted with proof, He hid from the truth, And kidded himself he was worldly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 There was a young queer called Renton who stabbed shit but there wasn't a dent on he looked at his tail which looked skinny and frail it snapped on the bum it was lent on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10527 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 There was a young queer called Craig who went looking for sex in the Hague when told it's a scam sex was in Amsterdam he said that his knowledge was vague. This one isn't too bad actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Fish stated sats aren't a hoax he was backed up by some of his folks but Wolfy just laughed telling Fish, he was daft The eggs are on Fish and the yolks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10527 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 declaring that this world is static this Wolfy was constantly at it distracting police forces from finding the corpses Of the victims he keeps in his attic Wolfy was a little dense, his mind was soft and slow He dismissed the logical, 'cos "in his head he knows" When it came down to brass tacs, he hadn't got a clue But everyday he'd try his luck, then be given all he's due Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Alex believes what he hears his mind is too focused on beers he goes with the masses like eyes to new glasses he's influenced by his peers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Fish plots the vans on his screen, from satellites that's he's seen. When Wolfy says "aye" there's nowt in the sky it's just relays, ' you know what I mean.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 When Fish walked to his office and switched his beeper on, his boss runs in and shouts out loud, " it's satellites that my son" Fish looks amazed and thinks it's true...and believes his job is cool but Wolfy fucked up Fish's mind, saying , " satellites aren't real you fool" Fish got real angry and stamped his feet and PMMED all his crew and told them to agree with him, they said 'we do, we do' "BUT I have seen them" , Fish proclaimed..."I've seen them with binocs" Wolf said it must be angels all dressed in pretty frocks. Fish tried to take the wolfman down by using big ole words, yet Wolfy laughed at all of it because big words are for nerds Wolfy keeps it simple and easy on the eye, yet Fish, he likes to use big words, he's living a big lie. I know this isn't a limerick as I'm sure you all know....but I'd rather stand alone, then just go with the flow. So there you go, old Fish my man, I've told you how it works...so when the hoaxes are revealed, just who will be the jerks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10527 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 When Fish walked to his office and switched his beeper on, his boss runs in and shouts out loud, " it's satellites that my son" Fish looks amazed and thinks it's true...and believes his job is cool but Wolfy fucked up Fish's mind, saying , " satellites aren't real you fool" Fish got real angry and stamped his feet and PMMED all his crew and told them to agree with him, they said 'we do, we do' "BUT I have seen them" , Fish proclaimed..."I've seen them with binocs" Wolf said it must be angels all dressed in pretty frocks. Fish tried to take the wolfman down by using big ole words, yet Wolfy laughed at all of it because big words are for nerds Wolfy keeps it simple and easy on the eye, yet Fish, he likes to use big words, he's living a big lie. I know this isn't a limerick as I'm sure you all know....but I'd rather stand alone, then just go with the flow. So there you go, old Fish my man, I've told you how it works...so when the hoaxes are revealed, just who will be the jerks. Can't think, Can't rhyme, Can't rap just talks a load of crap he's baffled by words and transitive verbs and his irrational mindset is a danger to the children he claims to bring ... ap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Fish has no kids and it's plain to see he's one of lifes loners, not what he claims to be. His works watching dots and finding vans spots and sits in pyjama's smelling of wee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41463 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 There once was a fellow called Wolfy. He was thick as fucking mince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Wolfy was always quite dim, He copies and pastes on a whim "Nuclear fission, what's that?" He asks like a twat, He disbelieves 9/11, what a quim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Brock Manson just follows the crowd he loves licking arse and is proud He's not very bright and is meek in a fight A dummy who thinks he is loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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