ewerk 30676 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I've decided to go out for dinner tonight and hopefully avoid the whole shite of trick or treaters calling. They are free to help themselves to the variety of mushrooms that have sprouted in my front lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4774 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I've nowt to give anyone that turns up, just gunna be ignoring the knocks and rings tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Tempted to answer the door dressed as Jimmy Saville Least you won't have to dress up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted October 31, 2012 Author Share Posted October 31, 2012 In the pub alone and there's just been a power cut. Fucking relaxed heaven. Drinking in the dark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 In the pub alone Sounds about right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Letter through the door to say that the trick-or-treaters will be round on Saturday. I won't be here, shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30676 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 They're certainly organised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew 4774 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Well, I left work in manc centre at 5 or on the bus and have yet to get to the motorway the other side of prestwich. So tonight can fuck off already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikko 20 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Well, I left work in manc centre at 5 or on the bus and have yet to get to the motorway the other side of prestwich. So tonight can fuck off already Yeh, the M60 is chaos today. When I came home on the M62 the queue to get onto the M60 stretched back to Warrington, and that was about 90 minutes ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4774 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 This bus is only n here for one junction to the 66 it's ridiculous how long it's taken, I'm normally home by now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 They're certainly organised. Aye, happens every year. Then they come round showing off the halloween aisle from ASDA. Opened the door dressed as the killer from Scream brandishing a kitchen knife one year which gave the buggers a fright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Aye, happens every year. Then they come round showing off the halloween aisle from ASDA. Opened the door dressed as the killer from Scream brandishing a kitchen knife one year which gave the buggers a fright. How true. No ToT-ers yet, but we've got fuck all to give them anyway I can guarantee some twat will turn up with a mask on and nothing else out of the ordinary, expecting cash, then getting surly when I refuse. Wouldn't mind Halloween in a little village or something, when you know the families around you, but this is just begging and it's weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33282 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 It means fuck all to me as it was miles behind Guy Fawkes* when I was a young'un. However, time moves on and health and safety as well as the American influence has put paid to the 5th November and the kids love dressing up. It's only a couple of quid to buy a bag of sweets when the bairns come knocking on your door. I don't mind as long as they're kids not teenagers. Mine are out with their pals mam which is great as me and the missus are both under the weather. *Going round for a few weeks before the 5th getting wood for the 'Bonnie'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 The pissing rain means its pretty quiet out there tonight.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21643 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Just come back from Manc by (alleged) train and walked through Newcastle, and both cities are full of gothy looking dickheads on the piss. Since when has this become normal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 American influence spreading. We've had all sorts going on at work today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4774 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 three fucking hours to get home and when I do the telly isn't working, god help anyone who knocks on my door tonight who isn't delivering me a pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted October 31, 2012 Author Share Posted October 31, 2012 Some miserable sods on here like Get a couple of bags of haribo for the barins calling round ya stingy feckers. Boring as fck not doing anything tonight , I'd have happily wheeled out the bananaman costume otherwise There certainly are! I'm 47 next month and I remember trick or treating with a turnip from the farmers field. Those days we mainly got cash and loved getting enough to get a carton of egg fried rice from the Chinkys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 If you've got kids and you live on an estate with loads of kids, I'm sure it's mint - went to my sister's last year and my nephew had a class time. But if you don't then it's confirmed shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I'm 47 next month and I remember trick or treating with a turnip from the farmers field. Those days we mainly got cash and loved getting enough to get a carton of egg fried rice from the Chinkys. Behavioural traits really are learned young, aren't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17290 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 There certainly are! I'm 47 next month and I remember trick or treating with a turnip from the farmers field. Those days we mainly got cash and loved getting enough to get a carton of egg fried rice from the Chinkys. Classic "early adopter" behaviour.....not a lot changes CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I never ever went trick or treating, it was always the same old song we did as kids. The sky is blue, the grass is green, have you got a penny, for hal....lo...ween...if you haven't got a penny, an ha..penny will do...if you haven't got a ha..penny, God bless you. Fucking hell how polite, yet if no one gave us anything , we walked away calling them stingy fucking bastards...so much for the God bless you. Even when someone gave you a penny, it was more of an insult than if they told you they had no change. Penny for the Guy is the best one with kids today, especially the one's that are known trouble makers. You walk past and they say, "got a penny for the Guy ", so you hand them about 20 odd pence in loose change and the bastards sling it away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4774 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Behavioural traits really are learned young, aren't they? like lisps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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