Christmas Tree 4729 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Had a great time this morning wading through the absolute shit we stock pile in lofts for some reason. (Got to pause now to go and get a false tooth fitted ) It really is amazing the stuff we hoy up there thinking that one day we will need it. Things like junction boxes for scart cables when a tv used to have a zillion scart cables running to it from various dvd's video recorders xbox's etc Copies of various software for pc's I owned years ago. Only half way in as well. Whats in your loft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21643 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 In my old loft we found a dead tree. Literally no idea how it could have even got there. Thinking about getting some.flooring for the current attic for storage purposes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted October 30, 2012 Author Share Posted October 30, 2012 In my old loft we found a dead tree. Literally no idea how it could have even got there. Thinking about getting some.flooring for the current attic for storage purposes. Attic! Posh boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20234 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 The bird has a load of her old Uni work up there, I threw mine out the day after I finished the place. We have the usual Christmas decorations & camping stuff and her uni stuff, thats about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Whats in your loft? No idea. Our new place is the first time I've ever actually had a loft, and the landlord has padlocked it firmly shut. I haven't heard any Austrian children screaming at night or anything though, so I assume it's just boxes rather than anything interesting and/or illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21965 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 i've two bedrooms and an en suite in what was once my loft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17290 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 My mate went for a golf lesson....the pro took one look at his swing and said "I can see your problem straight away....a very bad case of loft" my mate said "is that like a slice or a hook or something?" "No" the pro said "its lack of fuckin talent holding you back mate, nothing else" This is funnier because its true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Once found a defunct wasp's nest in loft of previous property. Size of a football, light as a pound coin . Couldn't resist but gently open it . Quite beautiful thing to behold and knowing how they're formed put our place in the scheme of things nicely into perspective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 A bloke once sold me a wasps nest for 500 quid. I showed it to my wife, who said I'd been stung. Anyway, My loft is full of all kinds of shite and I've found stuff in it that I thought had long disappeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 A bloke once sold me a wasps nest for 500 quid. I showed it to my wife, who said I'd been stung. Anyway, My loft is full of all kinds of shite and I've found stuff in it that I thought had long disappeared. I'm hearing y wolfwasps . I once got stung by a bee - £10 for a jar of honey . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted October 30, 2012 Author Share Posted October 30, 2012 No idea. Our new place is the first time I've ever actually had a loft, and the landlord has padlocked it firmly shut. I haven't heard any Austrian children screaming at night or anything though, so I assume it's just boxes rather than anything interesting and/or illegal. Checked for peep holes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Insulation Still bastard freezing in here like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYD 0 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 A bloke once sold me a wasps nest for 500 quid. I showed it to my wife, who said I'd been stung. Anyway, My loft is full of all kinds of shite and I've found stuff in it that I thought had long disappeared. You still haven't found your long lost sense of humour yet then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 (edited) My Atari ST was stolen from my loft by someone breaking into the neighbouring house, getting in their loft and removing bricks to get into ours. I was living in Sunderland at the time, so deserved it really. Edited October 30, 2012 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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