work or general accidents.

[wolfy 12]

I was once in a crash and went out through the windscreen as a passenger. My body sustained many small cuts and the odd gash, plus a twisted knee, yet no broken bones.

The police couldn't get their heads round the fact that we all weren't killed.

The worst one was the driver who broke his arm and leg.

 

Oh and yes, I wasn't wearing a seat belt as you can guess.

 

I was also walking home with a lass from school and she walked into one of those signs, like an arrow with a street name on.

She lost her eye...seriously. It was that badly damaged they had to take it out.

 

I once nicked a motorbike and went scrambling about on a big farm, jumping fences and was chased by uniformed troops. I saw a barbed wire fence and tried to jump it but they shot at me and I ended up tangled in it.

 

 

Ok, forget the last thought, I've been watching too much great escape.

[Guest CabayeAye]

II once nicked a motorbike and went scrambling about on a big farm, jumping fences and was chased by uniformed troops. I saw a barbed wire fence and tried to jump it but they shot at me and I ended up tangled in it.

 

I'm glad you admitted to that last bit being bullshit! I was just about to have a rant at you!