Those "make me disappear" moments.

[wolfy 12]

Ok this wasn't me but a mate of mine.

 

A few years ago, we were all sitting in the pub (about10 of us) and chatting away about all kinds of stuff, then in walks this girl.

My mate turns to me and says, " oh here she is, the little slut with the foul mouth,"...I tried to get his attention with facial expressions and the odd ventriloquist dummy type eye brow raising but he continued to wallow on like an old gossip, giving it the old, " she thinks she's some beauty queen with her big sneck (nose) and short skirt" and blah blah blah.

 

No amount of embarrassed looks from me or facial expressions could halt him, until I had to give him a big nudge to get his full attention.

He then stops talking and goes, "what"...I said, "her dad's sat opposite man."

 

He forgot that he was mates with her frigging dad and completely forgot that this lass was his daughter, in one of those moments.

 

When he realised, he went bright red and started stuttering into another conversation.

To this very day, I don't know if the bloke heard what he was saying or that he was saying it about his daughter but it made me wish I wasn't there at the time as I was cringing with every word he came out with.

[McFaul 35]

I've had a few moments like that. One when I was about 18 I worked somewhere with a lot of young kids and at dinner time, I was slagging this bouncer off who used to work on the door of the City Faults. "Aye he must be about 8st that bouncer on City Faults, and he's got spots on top of spots that mug, who's he going to fight?" This kid going "shhggggggrrrrrrrrnnn" and looking with his eyes towards this lass. It turns oot it was her fuckin boyfriend I said ah nar I was on about the bouncer on circus, I get my bars mixed up.

 

Few times I've had a few cringey moments due to my bitchyness to be honest.

[wolfy 12]

I've had a few moments like that. One when I was about 18 I worked somewhere with a lot of young kids and at dinner time, I was slagging this bouncer off who used to work on the door of the City Faults. "Aye he must be about 8st that bouncer on City Faults, and he's got spots on top of spots that mug, who's he going to fight?" This kid going "shhggggggrrrrrrrrnnn" and looking with his eyes towards this lass. It turns oot it was her fuckin boyfriend I said ah nar I was on about the bouncer on circus, I get my bars mixed up.

 

Few times I've had a few cringey moments due to my bitchyness to be honest.

[CleeToonFan 1]

Watching England in a pub, and Parker coming on for Milner (or something of that ilk). Saying to my mate ' God, that's like finding out you've been cured of AIDS but picked up cancer.' Didn't realise I said it at a level where the entire pub could hear, thank fuck noone took it the wrong way.