Tooj 17 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Either way you've promised to take them out and are trying to watch a game of football on the sly. None of this for you or your mate when you get in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 I take it Thursdays gay night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 Either way you've promised to take them out and are trying to watch a game of football on the sly. None of this for you or your mate when you get in. Â After 25 years of marriage johnny it's all about priorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 You see I thought Mrs. Christmas Tree had aged remarkably well, so if it was me I'd be trying all I could after 25 years. I mean look at that. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I know it's a reserve team but I'm still buzzing for this tonight. Love it when we play in Europe. The team should be out to prove they can cut it in the first XI so hopefully we will put on a decent show. I suppose it's pointless having a squad of 30 if we only ever play 16 of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I know it's a reserve team but I'm still buzzing for this tonight. Love it when we play in Europe. The team should be out to prove they can cut it in the first XI so hopefully we will put on a decent show. I suppose it's pointless having a squad of 30 if we only ever play 16 of them  Hopefully we don't look as nervous as we did in the qualifiers. I know some of there are only bairns, yet at times it looked really edgy.  Really like the look of Bigirimina in his early days those. Seems to have an old head on him for such young shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4857 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 its less of a pressure situation today, its not "lose and you're out" they'll be excited but hopefully pardew will keep them calm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 You see I thought Mrs. Christmas Tree had aged remarkably well, so if it was me I'd be trying all I could after 25 years. I mean look at that. Â Â Alas dear Johnny that's a No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 I think there should be enough cool heads on the pitch to calm the more nervous. Â Shola for starters and then his brother is playing like an old pro at the minute. Ferguson if starts isn't a flapper and a few others too. Â For me it's not knowing much about their team and how decent they are. Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 The luck I'm having today Ferguson will score a wonder goal while I'm getting chatted up in a gay bar. Â Might take my hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Alas dear Johnny that's a No. Â Whilst Googling that apparently the Panama hat is coming back into fashion you'll be happy to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 Â Whilst Googling that apparently the Panama hat is coming back into fashion you'll be happy to know. Â You should know by now that I'm usually ahead of the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Whilst Googling that apparently the Panama hat is coming back into fashion you'll be happy to know. Stone the crows! Rack off Ails, got enough on me plate with these rotten mongrels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17643 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Just had a text from downtown Funchal.....I could post how many we've taken, but I'll leave it open to debate after the game  Beer 2.50 euros a pint, natives freindly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Just had a text from downtown Funchal.....I could post how many we've taken, but I'll leave it open to debate after the game  Beer 2.50 euros a pint, natives freindly... 50 I reckon, ridiculously hard place to get to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9927 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I didn't say there was anything wrong with them, I was simply referring to your wink smiley. Â As it happens I met a gay last week. Â I'm not gayist I met one last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Just had a look where this place is on the map, further south than most of inhabited North Africa, and Porto is nearer to Bristol, South Wales and Southern Ireland, than it is to Madeira. Ronaldo is from this gaff too isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coggeh 0 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I know im always negative but i don't see us winning this one ... i really really don't. (feel free to slate me if im wrong though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 TEAM NEWS Midfielder Rodrigo Antonio and defender Ruben Ferreira are suspended for Maritimo. Portuguese midfielder Semedo and Brazilian Olberdam are both out due to injury while goalkeeper Welligton has been drafted into the squad from the B team. Newcastle travel to Portugal without either of their two star strikers. Demba Ba is absent despite scoring twice in Monday's 2-2 draw at Everton, while Papiss Cisse misses out due to illness. Newcastle have compensated for their absence by welcoming back Sammy Ameobi following his recovery from injury and adding 17-year-old Adam Campbell to their squad. Goalkeeper Tim Krul is absent with an elbow problem while Danny Simpson (hamstring), Cheick Tiote (calf) and Fabricio Coloccini (hamstring) are also out. MANAGER QUOTES Pedro Martins: "They beat Tottenham, which was a good result, and then they lost at Chelsea, which is normal because Chelsea are a very strong team. They played on Monday night and had a good second half, they were very, very strong. They play in a very British way and it will be a very, very difficult game." Alan Pardew on suggestions Demba Ba is unhappy: "That's just people needing to say things they shouldn't say, really, but it doesn't really affect me and Demba. We have got a good relationship. The bottom line is you have to get your players to play at their best and sometimes there are different methods of doing that." MATCH FACTS Newcastle are appearing in Europe for the first time since 2006/07, when they reached the last 16 of the Europa League. The Magpies have never won in Portugal in a European competition (D2 L2). However Newcastle have lost just two of their nine meetings with Portuguese teams in Europe (W4 D3 L2). Maritimo have won both previous matches at home to English sides in Europe: 1-0 against Leeds in 1998 and 2001. In six previous UEFA Cup/Europa League appearances, Maritimo have only once made it past the first stage (1994/95). All but one (the first) of Maritimo’s seven games at home in European competition (exc. Qualifiers) have finished 1-0 (four wins, two defeats). Newcastle have never lost a group stage match in the UEFA Cup/Europa League (W6 D2). The Magpies have won eight of their last 11 matches away from home in Europe (exc. Qualifiers). MATCH ODDS Maritimo 11/10, Newcastle 5/2, Draw 9/4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 #nufc Elliot; Perch, Williamson, S.Taylor, Santon; Bigirimana, Gosling; Obertan, Vuckic, Amalfitano; Shola Ameobi © Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 Interesting. Time for Gosling to prove he's not shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 System is 4231 according to NUFC. Â Anita flown home as wifes gone into Labour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 #nufc Elliot; Perch, Williamson, S.Taylor, Santon; Bigirimana, Gosling; Obertan, Vuckic, Amalfitano; Shola Ameobi ©  Hold on tight for a fast one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jab 0 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 anybody got a link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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