wolfy 12 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 I'm hung like a flea and I admit that...but my wife didn't have to add to my misery. I came home and said , " get upstairs, on that bed naked, I'm a coming for yeah." I goes upstairs and strips off bollock naked and stands in front of her with my hands round the back of my head , saying, " are you ready for studley" and she says... " ermmm, I know they say, it's not how big it is but what you can do with it...and quite frankly, you know what you can fucking do with it." So! boys and girls! does size really matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Think this is more a question for the ladies, it doesn't matter to me because I'm more prolific in the orgasm department than Cisse was in the goalscoring department last season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41456 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 I prefer a largish one, but girth the most important factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13646 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 As the Chinese proverb goes "If it's thick, I want it quick. If it's thin, it's not going in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15190 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 It matters to some extent, but it's far from the be-all and (bell)end-all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6872 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I'm above average so have never had any complaints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I'm above average so have never had any complaints Above average bullshit mebbes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6872 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 inside joke (Im ginagorous really) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 (Im ginagorous really) Is that a ginger dinosaur? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41456 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Used to go out with a lass who called mine the Onion, as it made her eyes water. Was quite chuffed until she told me it was because of the smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Used to go out with a lass who called mine the Onion, as it made her eyes water. Was quite chuffed until she told me it was because of the smell You're definitely the Uncle Nobhead in your family like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41456 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I'm above average so have never had any complaints The same way you are "stockier" than most? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6872 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Not most, just you, twiglet legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Hoy up that picture of your flabby arms behind ur heed again meight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I once seen J69 tackle a bear, scrub it's head to cause mild irritation & then bomb off on his motorbike. Could you do that LBT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Hmm... 5`9 and stocky... Pete is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 You're both boring as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4504 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Saw a tweet from a lady the other day about penis size and it went something like this. Penises are like fish, you throw the little ones back and mount the big ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Saw a tweet from a lady the other day about penis size and it went something like this. Penises are like fish, you throw the little ones back and mount the big ones. What an odd woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4504 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 What an odd woman. No Idea. I was searching last week under Andy Carroll and that popped up from someone called Carroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Did your missus tweet that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13646 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 You're both boring as fuck. They want to just fuck and get it over with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 They want to just fuck and get it over with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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