wolfy 12 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I was just thinking about songs I used to sing the words to only for someone to start pissing themselves laughing at me, telling me I'm singing the wrong words. A few examples. Oliver's army by Elvis costello: I'd sing Oliver Zombie is on his wayyyyy. Elvis Pressleys , return to sender: I'd sing...return December. Neil Diamond, Forever in blue jeans: I'd be singing, Reverend blue jeans. My wife took the piss out of me until she started singing a Gilbert O'sullivan song.......I told you once before and I won't tell you no more, so get down, get down, get down.......well during the song it says..I'm just like a cat on a hot tin roof..... My wife's version was, I'm just like a cat on a horses back. My daughter when she was about 10 sat there singing to Take that...all I do each night is pray....Only her version was...all I do is shine his grate. Howay lads and lasses, don't be bashful, put em up, put em up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33282 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Bananarama; Real words, "Cos I'm guilty, guilty as a girl can be" My words, "Cos I'm guilty, guilty as a drunken bee" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 2, 2012 Author Share Posted September 2, 2012 Bananarama; Real words, "Cos I'm guilty, guilty as a girl can be" My words, "Cos I'm guilty, guilty as a drunken bee" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33282 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Obviously makes no sense if you thought about it but I didn't think and sung along to what I thought I'd heard. Wife pulled me up on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 2, 2012 Author Share Posted September 2, 2012 Obviously makes no sense if you thought about it but I didn't think and sung along to what I thought I'd heard. Wife pulled me up on it. Aye but it makes it worse when you're innocently singing the song and the wife shouts, " youuuuuuuuuuuuu what" really loud just to make a right twat out of yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Gangsta's Paradise "So why are we, so blind to see, chapter one sweet verse, are yoooou and me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21643 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Obviously makes no sense if you thought about it but I didn't think and sung along to what I thought I'd heard. Wife pulled me up on it. Why on Earth were you singing it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33282 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Cos it was catchy, man! Also I was a teenager and full of the Frankie Vaughan for Bananarama amongst many others! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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