When you realise what you just said was really dumb!

[ajax_andy 0]

Mrs Ajax_Andy - They've found a bomb from WW2 under Schipol airport (Amsterdam)

 

Me - Oh wow I wonder how long it's been there for?!

 

[wolfy 12]

That's ok Andy, I once phoned directory enquiries and the woman said, what address please and like a right turnip I gave her my address. I thought she was asking what address I was calling from. It was only when my wife went into fits of laughter that I realised she wanted the address from which I wanted the phone number from.

[ajax_andy 0]

That's ok Andy, I once phoned directory enquiries and the woman said, what address please and like a right turnip I gave her my address. I thought she was asking what address I was calling from. It was only when my wife went into fits of laughter that I realised she wanted the address from which I wanted the phone number from.

 

Haha that's brilliant

[ADP 0]

[ajax_andy 0]

 

 

I also hate it when you see someone you know and you say "Hi, how are you", but they say the same thing at exactly the same time... and then there's a really uncomfortable pause where you have a mexican stand off not wanting to say anything in case they speak at the same time again.

 

Happened to me and my neighbour the other day

[Kid Dynamite 7034]

When I was 17 I went to the travel agents with my friends to buy some foreign currency for our holiday to Spain. The woman behind the till asked what denomination I would like the money in and I said I would like it in Pesetas please

[ajax_andy 0]

When I was 17 I went to the travel agents with my friends to buy some foreign currency for our holiday to Spain. The woman behind the till asked what denomination I would like the money in and I said I would like it in Pesetas please

 

Haha I think that's a legitimate answer tbf

[wolfy 12]

I hate it when I get into a taxi and it's all quiet as you set off, yet I'm telling myself, " do not ask the question, do not ask the question" which lasts for all of 10 seconds, then I pipe up. " have you been busy mate?" CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[sweetleftpeg 0]

 

I also hate it when you see someone you know and you say "Hi, how are you", but they say the same thing at exactly the same time... and then there's a really uncomfortable pause where you have a mexican stand off not wanting to say anything in case they speak at the same time again.

 

Happened to me and my neighbour the other day

 

Always get moments of being uncomfortable with what I call an 'alreet' person, usually a neighbour or distant friend of friend who you don't know really but you always say 'alreet' to when you see them. Where it becomes uncomfortable is if you see them, say 'alreet', and then see them 5 minutes later in the shop or further down the road. What are the rules? You can't just say 'alreet' again can you? I always end up saying something shite under pressure, like 'looks like it's going piss down later?'

[ajax_andy 0]

Always get moments of being uncomfortable with what I call an 'alreet' person, usually a neighbour or distant friend of friend who you don't know really but you always say 'alreet' to when you see them. Where it becomes uncomfortable is if you see them, say 'alreet', and then see them 5 minutes later in the shop or further down the road. What are the rules? You can't just say 'alreet' again can you? I always end up saying something shite under pressure, like 'looks like it's going piss down later?'

 

I normally just give a sheepish smile and a slight nod of the head in those situations... but yeah I know exactly what you mean lol!

[wolfy 12]

It's like when you go outside for a smoke at the pub and there's one or two out...I say, " seems a canny night like" and someone will say, " aye it's mild enough isn't it" and I'll say, " aye"

This only happens about every frigging time I go out, unless I'm going outside with a mate for a smoke and we are carrying on a conversation.

 

It's the same as when you walk past neighbours houses and they're out in the garden, they say,"hiya Davy, you alright" and I'll say, "aye, canny, are you"...they will say, " aye" and then, I, or they will say, mind it's a canny/ miserable/hot/cold day isn't it" lol

[JawD 99]

I get these odd ones at work.

 

I answer the phone saying hello and the person automatically says "yeah Im good thanks" or words to that effect.

 

I didnt even ask how you were!

[ajax_andy 0]

I get these odd ones at work.

 

I answer the phone saying hello and the person automatically says "yeah Im good thanks" or words to that effect.

 

I didnt even ask how you were!

 

Haha never had that happen to me

[wolfy 12]

When I was a kid, on my birthday, everyone would wish me a happy birthday. They would say, 'happy birthday' and I would say, 'happy birthday'...what an absolute plonker eh lol