Meenzer 15561 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Some Danes who I worked with (awesome blokes) described Islam as "the disease within". And I can see why they did. This is not long after the Jylands piece where the whole Islamic world was calling for the destruction of Denmark (and the rest of the Western World) because someone drew a picture of Mohammed. Bonkers, man. Bonkers, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Ignoring the moronic 'we're all racists, deal with it' nonsense Systema seems to be a very good defence/snap them in two martial art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Dave 0 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 MMA did me alright. Lost weight like a Bastard and learned some moves. Mostly incorporates mui tai, greco wrestling and none of the fancy-dan shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Ignoring the moronic 'we're all racists, deal with it' nonsense Systema seems to be a very good defence/snap them in two martial art. The racism in this thread has not gone unnoticed , LBT has been warned about it ( again). Just a little reminder folks ( Yes Cabayaye, you too) RACISM IS NOT ACCEPTED ON THIS BOARD. There we are. Back to the highbrow discussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Aren't Cab/LBT/Aeris just the same person anyway? Would say I shudder to think of them each being real, but perhaps the alternative is even more tragic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted August 29, 2012 Author Share Posted August 29, 2012 Maybe we should make a thread for OOT`ers with other perspectives, so that the 10 locals can all circle-jerk eachother with identical views without being interrupted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Maybe we should make a thread for OOT`ers with other perspectives, so that the 10 locals can all circle-jerk eachother with identical views without being interrupted Your "jokes" are a real high wire act aren't they sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Maybe we should make a thread for OOT`ers with other perspectives, so that the 10 locals can all circle-jerk eachother with identical views without being interrupted And miss out on your well-practiced technique? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Maybe we should make a thread for OOT`ers with other perspectives, so that the 10 locals can all circle-jerk eachother with identical views without being interrupted Fill yer boots kidda, but do it here http://www.n-u-t-z.net/forum/ Good lad, run along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Jeez KCG, Crocs was an absolute hole! Got hit by a flying pint glass in there once.... Crocs was a rite of passage for 16 year olds in CLS. I thought it was the coolest place in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 The best bit about martial arts when a gang confronts you is the noises. I was walking home with my wife, when 4 lads followed us and one shouted, "oi mutton head, give is a tab", I shouted, I don't smoke, which was a lie because I had 20 regal in my pocket. One of the lads shouted, " don't lie beef jerky head, you have 20 regal in your pocket", well that was it, I just lost it and pulled up my trackies as far up my bum as I could, exposing my navy blue ankle socks and black plimsoles and said to my wife, " here, hold my duffle bag", I then jumped up and went, 'eeeey hiya , wahhhhhh uma ti shi hacka hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm' you know stuff like that in a sort of screechy voice, and they all ran away. It didn't work for me a week later though because I had hush puppies on, white ankle socks and cords , with a tank top and also carrying a blue, years ago ADIDAS bag. Sometimes you can bluff it out if you're wearing the right gear. If you're not KSA, you'll do. Have a go on the "what do you sound like?" thread please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Mate, without letting this turn into a political debate - most norwegians are massive racists - the demographic composition is so, so different from england you wouldnt believe it. Those who arent are left-wing socialists who wants everyone to come ( but dont you dare suggest they move into certain areas or share schools with their own children - fucking hypocrits) Alot of people actually agree with Breivik ( although obviously not with methods of promoting them). Most of the immigrants here are either criminals or on social benefits. Look to europe and you will find alot of groups and even political parties publicly supporting his views, latest one was in france I think. A That's pretty much the same argument the Nazi's and their followers used tbh. Just because a lot of people do something doesn't make it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 The best bit about martial arts when a gang confronts you is the noises. I was walking home with my wife, when 4 lads followed us and one shouted, "oi mutton head, give is a tab", I shouted, I don't smoke, which was a lie because I had 20 regal in my pocket. One of the lads shouted, " don't lie beef jerky head, you have 20 regal in your pocket", well that was it, I just lost it and pulled up my trackies as far up my bum as I could, exposing my navy blue ankle socks and black plimsoles and said to my wife, " here, hold my duffle bag", I then jumped up and went, 'eeeey hiya , wahhhhhh uma ti shi hacka hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm' you know stuff like that in a sort of screechy voice, and they all ran away. It didn't work for me a week later though because I had hush puppies on, white ankle socks and cords , with a tank top and also carrying a blue, years ago ADIDAS bag. Sometimes you can bluff it out if you're wearing the right gear. Aye, We have a special martial art in CLS that helps defend you from bottles, knives, kicks etc. It consists of 2 choices really. 1 - Punch them in the face/throat as hard as you possibly can 2 - If that's not an option then run away as fast as you can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I'll never forget the time I went into a pool hall with a mate of mine who was a brilliant player but a bit of a hustler. I remember him saying to me, " play against me and I'll play shit and see if anyone will take me on for money." I naively went along with it and sure enough, this big lad comes over and says," ok to play the winner", I said, "no bother mate, you can play him, I have to nip out for half an hour." When I came back, there was my mate sat there with all his face bust open and about 4 lads stood there angry as hell, holding sawn off pool cues. I said" wooo, wooo, what's gone on here then" and one shouted, " your hustler mate tried to be clever and now it's your turn." I looked behind me for the exit door but there was one of the lads stood against it with a machete. I shouted, " look lads I don't want any trouble, how about we talk this out." They weren't listening and I could see all 8 of them circling me, all looking really angry. I said, "look lads, I'm a trained martial arts expert , you don't want to mess with me because I've got my black plimsoles on and all the right gear." Just then, one of the 18 lads, takes off his top to the shouts of, 'go on Kudo, show this prick what martial arts is.' I look over and see him grab two sawn off pool cue bottoms, drag a thick chav chain form one of the 22 lads's neck and quickly turn them into nunchucks. I thought to myself, "Oh I'm in bother here like, think Wolfy, think"...just then I thought, hang on here, I have a plan...so I grabs my duffle bag and rake about in it, then I pull out a long pole about 6 foot long somehow. I done the usual and pulled up my trackies with the elasticated bottoms, then started walking around the 30 angry lads in a sort of slow glaring sideways walk, really focused on them whilst spinning my pole in a fashion that a jazz band pro would have been envious of. Sure enough, It was time to do a few jumps and a few hiyasssssssssssssss to scare the 40 lads into thinking I was super fast. Anyway, 5 minutes later, I was rushed to hospital and put into intensive care with 207 broken bones in my body. I was put on a life support machine for 4 years and at one point they brought in a priest, who quickly left cussing me (I heard) when he was told I was an atheist. They decided to turn off my machine as they told my wife I was brain dead, yet my wife persuaded them to keep it on and she would pay for the eleccy and also told them that I've always been brain dead so it was expected. 12 years later, they told her that they had to switch the machine off as my wife hadn't been keeping up the payments on the eleccy meter. She quickly protested and got out her purse to sort it out, only to see that she had 47 pence in it, which was not enough to cover the amassed bill of £9.35p, so she reluctantly agreed to pull the plug out. It was then that a miracle occurred: I woke up and shouted," where am I, where am I" to which my wife replied, "you have been on a life support machine for 32 years and we thought we lost you" I said, " how did I get here?" She then told me that I was set upon by 84 lads and was so badly beat up and swollen that the surgeons had no choice but to cut my plimsoles off me to relieve pressure. I'm all healed now but there is a lesson to be learned from this, which is why I'm telling my story...and that is... never go out with a mate who's a hustler at pool then nip off for half an hour, coming back with a duffle bag and plimsoles in a pool hall full of 200 angry blokes who have been hustled as it can really hurt. This is a public information story on behalf of the Wolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Nailed on this is KSA like As if some fuckers have been arguing conspiracies with him for months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Nailed on this is KSA like As if some fuckers have been arguing conspiracies with him for months! Who is KSA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 If anyone's interested just go on the NUFC blog, toonsy's blog and you will see I'm just me and have put many articles into that blog over the time on Newcastle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 The racism in this thread has not gone unnoticed , LBT has been warned about it ( again). Just a little reminder folks ( Yes Cabayaye, you too) RACISM IS NOT ACCEPTED ON THIS BOARD. There we are. Back to the highbrow discussions At no point have I ever said anything racist. Yes, I would like to see immigration cut. Yes, I would like to see a cut in aid to Africa. No, I have never said anything racist. Do not tar me with that brush, that is a very serious allegation to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Some Danes who I worked with (awesome blokes) described Islam as "the disease within". And I can see why they did. This is not long after the Jylands piece where the whole Islamic world was calling for the destruction of Denmark (and the rest of the Western World) because someone drew a picture of Mohammed. Bonkers, man. Racist. Allegation supported. The only thing worse than a racist is a racist too fucking soft to admit it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Racist. Allegation supported. The only thing worse than a racist is a racist too fucking soft to admit it Fuck off. I wasn't supporting their allegations, I was saying why I could understand their viewpoint. Having empathy with someone and having the same viewpoint are two different things. For the record, I don't think Islam per sé should be opposed, but the twisting of the Qaran that the radicals do should be. This is the disease that they were talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 And how is opposing a religion racist, you thick cunt? Surely by that token Dawkins is a racist too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Fuck off. I wasn't supporting their allegations, I was saying why I could understand their viewpoint. Having empathy with someone and having the same viewpoint are two different things. For the record, I don't think Islam per sé should be opposed, but the twisting of the Qaran that the radicals do should be. This is the disease that they were talking about. So you only oppose radical muslims? That's not what you said at first though is it? You made a nice big sweeping generalisation about all of 'them' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 So you only oppose radical muslims? That's not what you said at first though is it? You made a nice big sweeping generalisation about all of 'them' Criticising Muslims is racist. Criticising Islam is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 You do know Muslims are simply people who worship Islam? Ie. Christians/Christianity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 You do know Muslims are simply people who worship Islam? Ie. Christians/Christianity Are you struggling with this simple concept? Islam is the religion. It is not possible for a person to be a concept. You can dislike Islam whilst still liking Muslims, despite what they believe. For example, I do not like that a stated goal of Islam is to create a caliphate by conquering the non-believers on Earth. The fact that Islam states that it wants me dead is wrong enough. However, I'm sure there are some Muslims who, despite what they believe, are alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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