wolfy 12 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 (edited) Why, in just about all american films do the cars screech away even if it's only a very slow start. Why, do police of detective bother going to the mobile hot dog van for a chilli dog and coffee, when they know as soon as they get back in the car, a radio alert will come over for them to go to a scene and they have to bin it. Why is it that every person getting chased has to fall over and hurt their leg or get it jammed when getting chased by a maniac. Why is it when spooky things happen in films and big bangs happen in the house, do all the people get up to investigate in the dark. Why, in older films, does it only take a tap to the side of the head with a gun to knock someone clean out. For instance: Just a few why's in the topic of WHY. Edited August 24, 2012 by wolfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 24, 2012 Author Share Posted August 24, 2012 Why is it that when you press snooze for 10 minutes extra sleep on your alarm clock, does it go off after what seems like 30 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 24, 2012 Author Share Posted August 24, 2012 (edited) Why is it that when a dog farts, it looks at it's own arse as if it's alien to them, even after doing it hundreds of times before. Edited August 24, 2012 by wolfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 24, 2012 Author Share Posted August 24, 2012 Why do people insist on telling you the same story every time you meet up with them for a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 24, 2012 Author Share Posted August 24, 2012 Why is it not recommended to clean your spectacles under your hairdressing sheet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Why did I open this terrible thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I dunno, but you'll be answering his questions again in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I dunno, but you'll be answering his questions again in no time. Nah, I'll not be drawn into that insanity again. Don't mind having a wee pop from time to time though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Why did we fake the moon landings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Why, em, sea eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Why does it always rain on me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 24, 2012 Author Share Posted August 24, 2012 Why was I at the back of the queue when penises were given out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Because I was blocking the line Wolfy. I helped myself to triple servings that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 24, 2012 Author Share Posted August 24, 2012 Because I was blocking the line Wolfy. I helped myself to triple servings that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Because I was blocking the line Wolfy. I helped myself to triple servings that day. I bet you did, I bet you did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusWept 0 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Why do birds... ....suddenly appear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 24, 2012 Author Share Posted August 24, 2012 Why do dogs sit and greed for your food, yet if you go near theirs, they growl and snarl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted August 24, 2012 Author Share Posted August 24, 2012 (edited) Why do birds... ....suddenly appear? I think it's because it's "every time, you are near." Just like me, they want to be...close to you. Edited August 24, 2012 by wolfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Why do birds... ....suddenly appear? because you've a bag of trill in your pockets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 because you've a bag of trill in your pockets Sounds a bit seedy to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Sounds a bit seedy to me. That's because you're nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I knew you two would flock to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I knew you two would flock to this thread. He tweeted about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I find that hard to swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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