ajax_andy 0 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Bought some Deet anti mosquito spray for when I go to Morroco in October. I just opened the packet and as I did I felt something on my arm... looked down and there's a small bump that suddenly got extremely itchy... yes I'd been bitten by a fuckin midgey or mosquito. WTF kind of cruel irony is that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 They're on to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted August 20, 2012 Author Share Posted August 20, 2012 They're on to you. Pretty fucking sneaky hidding in the box of some anti mosquito spray... with devious minds like that I fear for the human race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Pretty fucking sneaky hidding in the box of some anti mosquito spray... with devious minds like that I fear for the human race It's the only the females that bite. Nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 It's the only the females that bite. Nuff said Or scratch your eyes out. Depends what mood we're in. Oh, you were talking mosquitos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Staying on the " When animals attack" theme, I've just texted my brother who started a two week holiday in Greece yesterday. I was after the address of his digs so I could send out a birthday card for my niece. Aaaaaaanyway, he's just told me that today at the beach , he was attacked by a FUCKING BULL!!! As they were walking along this morning, some bloke shouted " behind you!" he turned, just as this beast was lunging at him- he went up on its horns, one gashed his arm, the other went through his rucksack , spearing his Kindle! Sounds mental! I've told him to have steak tonight as revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 I've got bites all ower us at the minute, loads of different types too. The mossie ones are up like welts, got these little ones that dont swell up and stop itching after you pick at them (nice) and what appear to be spider bites, that are two together and slightly bloody. Sharing a room with wife and daughter, nether of whom have a mark on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 I've got bites all ower us at the minute, loads of different types too. The mossie ones are up like welts, got these little ones that dont swell up and stop itching after you pick at them (nice) and what appear to be spider bites, that are two together and slightly bloody. Sharing a room with wife and daughter, nether of whom have a mark on them The Stinging Defective? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9478 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Avon Skin So Soft - yes seriously, as recommended to me when I was being eaten alive by midges in the highlands in May. It also cleans steel surfaces superbly. http://www.kitchencraftsnmore.net/skinsosoft.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21643 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Staying on the " When animals attack" theme, I've just texted my brother who started a two week holiday in Greece yesterday. I was after the address of his digs so I could send out a birthday card for my niece. Aaaaaaanyway, he's just told me that today at the beach , he was attacked by a FUCKING BULL!!! As they were walking along this morning, some bloke shouted " behind you!" he turned, just as this beast was lunging at him- he went up on its horns, one gashed his arm, the other went through his rucksack , spearing his Kindle! Sounds mental! I've told him to have steak tonight as revenge. That story sounds like bullocks to me ( hope he's ok). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 That story sounds like bullocks to me ( hope he's ok). I sent him this Think he's more pissed off at his knacked Kindle tbh, holiday reading up the swanney! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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