Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 It was linked to at the bottom of this, about the huge asteroid passing by Earth tonight. http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/05/dont-panic-but-theres-a-massive-asteroid-passing-between-the-earth-and-the-moon-tonight-4426627/ I like to read about Astronomy whilst I'm screwing the contents of my fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15197 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Never ask Fist what he's been searching for online. NEVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-book-titles-covers/?image_id=worst-book-covers-titles-38.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted March 5, 2014 Author Share Posted March 5, 2014 It was linked to at the bottom of this, about the huge asteroid passing by Earth tonight. http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/05/dont-panic-but-theres-a-massive-asteroid-passing-between-the-earth-and-the-moon-tonight-4426627/ I like to read about Astronomy whilst I'm screwing the contents of my fridge. Is it how you get your Roquefort off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Is it how you get your Roquefort off?I normally peruse a selection of Limburger shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted March 5, 2014 Author Share Posted March 5, 2014 I normally peruse a selection of Limburger shots. You might think that question was flippant, but please be assured; Emmental I said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 It's not the flippancy of your questions. It's the sheer Abondance of them. We Cantal spend hours sating your curiosity, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted March 5, 2014 Author Share Posted March 5, 2014 It's not the flippancy of your questions. It's the sheer Abondance of them. We Cantal spend hours sating your curiosity, you know. The fuck is going on uPaneer? Halloumi to educate you, Chimay think you can talk to me like that and get away with it, but you can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Don't you try Boursin me around, my lad! (Dolc)elatte people have noticed that you've become a Munster lately. You shouldn't post if your in bad Feta(l). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted March 5, 2014 Author Share Posted March 5, 2014 As I finished reading that I, in my head, heard the wah wah wahhhh of a sad trombone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Whilst you pictured a Rusty one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Busy day in Merika, 3 dead in a shooting at Fort Hood, Texas ( the second incident there following the 2009 shootings). It's reported that the shooter, who shot himself, bought the 9mm pistol at a local store..... You know, like you would a phone or a pint of milk. FFS. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26863033 Also, on the same day, gunshots reported on campus at Kent State University. No casualties and suspect arrested http://touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-79805549/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 It kicked off at Fort Hood in 2009 didn't it? Maybe they should stop giving those soldiers guns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 It did. They aren't allowed firearms on site ( excepting MPs and guard duty), but it seems the bloke just strolled to the local Death shop and bought himself a 9mm pistol. (Being Texas, it probably came free with an iPad or something.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Ironically, the bloke who did the 2009 shootings , Maj. Hassan, a man whose job it is to kill people, killed people whose job it was to kill people. His punishment for killing is to be killed. God Bless Murica! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32121 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Toonpack's computer right about.........NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Ironically, the bloke who did the 2009 shootings , Maj. Hassan, a man whose job it is to kill people, killed people whose job it was to kill people. His punishment for killing is to be killed. God Bless Murica! You realize that the 2009 shooting was sudden jihad syndrome right? "Aloha Snackbar!" This one yesterday was a vet returned and undergoing evaluation for PTSD. What ever happened to the two wanks that sawed off some guy's head on the streets of London and bragged that no one had the minerals to stop them? (another sudden jihad syndrome case if I remember right). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Life sentences. Arseholes like a Guatemalan sinkhole by the time they get out, if they ever do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Life sentences. Arseholes like a Guatemalan sinkhole by the time they get out, if they ever do. Good to hear. I was afraid they might apologize to them for offending thier culture or tender sensibilities or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Nah, one got a whole life sentence, the other got 45years minimum term. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26357007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 3, 2014 Author Share Posted April 3, 2014 Ironically, the bloke who did the 2009 shootings , Maj. Hassan, a man whose job it is to kill people, killed people whose job it was to kill people. His punishment for killing is to be killed. God Bless Murica! Oh America, what're we to do with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15197 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Kill it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted April 3, 2014 Author Share Posted April 3, 2014 Russia is on the case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41515 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 McDonalds is on the case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Ouch, you lot are starting to give me a complex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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