ajax_andy 0 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 With such a high risk activity as goat fellatio, if you want the favour returned, I'd recommend a standing up 69 position. You might need to arch your back a bit, but you'd be able to hold the goat by the back legs and dictate the play. Very true... I hadn't considered this method before and may well cut down on the amount of 'toothyness' that I've been experiencing from the goats recently. I can't image 80's power ballads working well for this position though... any recommendations to get the mood just right? Maybe some Foo Fighters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Maybe some Foo Fighters? Definitely. "For All the Cows" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I prefer to back up my arguments with concise information that shows the thinking behind my statements. You prefer one line answers that fail to back up anything you say... yet you still want us to believe that your statements are fact and not just your own opinion that is and will always be in the minority on this issue. Case closed I think TBF, if I wanted your opinion, I'd fucking give you it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Definitely. "For All the Cows" Actually I was just thinking about Foo Fighters songs and did you know the song 'All my life' is actually about felating goats? I looked up the lyrics and although I thought Dave Grohl was singing other words he's actually signing: All my life I've been searching for something Something never comes never leads to nothing Nothing satisfies like fellating a Goat Closer to the prize at the end of it's rope All night long I dream of the day When a goat cums it don't make me gay Leaves me with the feeling that I feel the most Feel it come to life when I fellate a goat Never realised they were the lyrics until now, but it's all starting to make sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 TBF, if I wanted your opinion, I'd fucking give you it. If you wanted my opinion you'd give me it? So you'd have my opinion, and you'd want it, but instead of keeping it you'd give it to me? That's mighty generous of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 If you wanted my opinion you'd give me it? So you'd have my opinion, and you'd want it, but instead of keeping it you'd give it to me? That's mighty generous of you Just be thankful that I'm even talking to you with a scarf like that you fucking homo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Just be thankful that I'm even talking to you with a scarf like that you fucking homo. Ahh you really shouldn't bother wasting your energy typing if that's all you can come back with. Time to bow out with what little dignity you have left mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Ahh you really shouldn't bother wasting your energy typing if that's all you can come back with. Time to bow out with what little dignity you have left mate Typical pompous twat: proclaiming he has won the argument when all he has done is spout shite and say how great he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Typical pompous twat: proclaiming he has won the argument when all he has done is spout shite and say how great he is. Please see below: Each to their own. I prefer to be right and you prefer to be wrong. Honestly you're just embarrasing yourself now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Just be thankful that I'm even talking to you with a scarf like that you fucking homo. Haha that's brilliant. Are you suggesting that wearing a scarf makes someone gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Haha that's brilliant. Are you suggesting that wearing a scarf makes someone gay? He said Foo Fighters were better than Nirvana, and also said that if he wanted my opinion he'd give it to me? The boy clearly types a lot of shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 This is getting boring now. I'm wasting my time on you. I'm finished with this thread. P.S. Your scarf is gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Nonsense, it's impossible to tell how brightly coloured it is from that photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Finger nails are pretty, finger nails are good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Finger nails are pretty, finger nails are good Now that is a good song. Very Nirvana-esque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Nirvana are OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42482 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I'm trying to be nice you cunt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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