Moon Landings

[ewerk 30598]

So you want the impossible?

 

How surprising.

[Happy Face 29]

 

Picture Wolfy kicking the tyres "Yeah, I suppose this could make it to the moon! Good build quality"

[Renton 21606]

@Parky earlier.

 

Of course it can. And yet they can't handle a bunch of ragheads in Afghanistan.

Edited August 1, 2012 by Renton

[Park Life 71]

I'll never believe in the early moon landings.

 

As for today, I'd give more credibility to massive rocket lift off if I could actually see the launch rocket before lift off and have a few hours looking around it, you know tapping the tanks, looking at the instruments and the actually make up of it, then actually watching it get pumped full of fuel and then being as close as possible to seeing that very same rocket take off into the sky.

 

YOu wouldn't want to be touching the tanks as they are super cooled.

[wolfy 12]

So you want the impossible?

 

How surprising.

Why should that be impossible.

[Park Life 71]

Of course it can. And yet they can't handle a bunch of ragheads in Afghanistan.

 

Yeah cause the biggest military budget (bigger than the whole world combined) hasn't moved on since the 60's...You're beginning to sound like Wolfy.

[ewerk 30598]

Why should that be impossible.

 

I don't think it's the norm for them to allow conspiracy theorists from Hartlepool to have a dander round a space craft just before launch.

 

You could write to them, you never know your luck.

[Renton 21606]

It has moved on but isn't much suited to guerilla warfare. Have you got any actual EVIDENCE to support the existence of manned interplanetary flight, other than 3 fixed lights and camera shake?

[Happy Face 29]

Maybe the moon landing film would work.

 

 

Armstrong: "I'm gonna fly this god damned space ship to the moon and land it if it's the last thing I do!"

Aldrin: "You're crazy Neil, we haven't had anyone from Hartlepool inspect the fuselage"

Armstrong: "FUCK HARTLEPOOL! Those backward monkey hangers would take the fuselage for Mayor if we let them anywhere near Apollo 11"

[wolfy 12]

 

Picture Wolfy kicking the tyres "Yeah, I suppose this could make it to the moon! Good build quality"

Aye but I'd be more interested in how the stupid little braces keep a shuttle attached upright to a tank which is also attached to 2 other so called solid rocket boosters, meaning that these so called solid rocket boosters actually hold the shuttle and it's massive rusty tank upright and these two so called solid rocket boosters are balanced on a few bolts that supposedly blow apart when it's about to launch.

 

 

Anyway, if any of you have bolted your shed door or whatever and wished you could do it by remote control, try one of these shuttle release super diamond coated titanium super strength easy spring bolts.......2 million a piece in the sale at screw fix direct to the shuttles undercarriage. hahaha

 

 

[Park Life 71]

It has moved on but isn't much suited to guerilla warfare. Have you got any actual EVIDENCE to support the existence of manned interplanetary flight, other than 3 fixed lights and camera shake?

 

I've asked the military industrial complex to put their latest toys in the open but for some reason they didn't ans.

 

Btw you got Afghanis mixed up with Arabs. Bring back Leazes.

[wolfy 12]

I don't think it's the norm for them to allow conspiracy theorists from Hartlepool to have a dander round a space craft just before launch.

 

You could write to them, you never know your luck.

I was asked what would make me believe it, so I gave my answer.

[Renton 21606]

Aye but I'd be more interested in how the stupid little braces keep a shuttle attached upright to a tank which is also attached to 2 other so called solid rocket boosters, meaning that these so called solid rocket boosters actually hold the shuttle and it's massive rusty tank upright and these two so called solid rocket boosters are balanced on a few bolts that supposedly blow apart when it's about to launch.

 

 

Anyway, if any of you have bolted your shed door or whatever and wished you could do it by remote control, try one of these shuttle release super diamond coated titanium super strength easy spring bolts.......2 million a piece in the sale at screw fix direct to the shuttles undercarriage. hahaha

 

 

 

Are you saying you don't even believe the shuttle has taken off now? My wife's seen it, is she lying to me?

[Andrew 4748]

it was paper mache man!

[Park Life 71]

There have been 3 lunar fly by's recently LRO, Selene (Jpn) and Clementine. WHY HASN'T NASA PUT THIS TO BED?

 

Here Wolfy check this:

 

Blast crater? Then no blast crater...Then scorch marks yet no blast crater, from space a bit of tiny dark shadow...up close no blast crater...Wot!?

 

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[wolfy 12]

Maybe the moon landing film would work.

 

 

Armstrong: "I'm gonna fly this god damned space ship to the moon and land it if it's the last thing I do!"

Aldrin: "You're crazy Neil, we haven't had anyone from Hartlepool inspect the fuselage"

Armstrong: "FUCK HARTLEPOOL! Those backward monkey hangers would take the fuselage for Mayor if we let them anywhere near Apollo 11"

Aldrin: That may be true Neil but look at the pair of us going along with all this bullshit and now we have to live our lives based on a pack of lies because I'm sure Wolfy knows we are lying our arses off.

 

Armstrong: Phuck Wolfy, I will get a few lads from toontastic to call him a nut job and that should sort that peanut headed piss stinking Monkey hanging bastard out.

 

Aldrin: Well I hope your'e right Neil lad, cos I'm from Hartlepool but don't tell anyone like.

 

Armstrong: I won't tell no one Buzz man, I'm from frigging Darlington originally, plus once this fake mission is over, we will sit in the little silver caravan waving to our girlfriends like while Nixon looks in and whispers, " ahhhh look at you stupid nobs sat in there pretending to be hero's and the public know nowt.

 

Aldrin: Aye, I know what you mean like, plus Neil, did you know that Nixon is from the Boro?

 

Armstrong: Gerraway man, are yeah winding me up or what.

 

Aldrin: Nah man I'm straight up, all gen like and he lived there for a canny bit near Pallister park before moving to America where they all thought he was David Nixon, the magician.

 

Armstrong: Well buzz, I'm gonna do this pretend mission and the press conference after it, where I'm bound to mumble like a terrified kid trying to explain to the police how I smashed old Mary dampenspance's greenhouse windows.

 

Aldrin: Well I'll be nervous after it Neil man but later on I'm gonna milk it for all it's worth and be rich.

 

Armstrong: Phuck that buzz, as soon as it's all over, I'm gonna be a virtual recluse.

[wolfy 12]

Are you saying you don't even believe the shuttle has taken off now? My wife's seen it, is she lying to me?

Your wife seen something take off but it wasn't a real shuttle.

[Andrew 4748]

it was paper mache man!

Your wife seen something take off but it wasn't a real shuttle.

[ADP 0]

Aldrin: That may be true Neil but look at the pair of us going along with all this bullshit and now we have to live our lives based on a pack of lies because I'm sure Wolfy knows we are lying our arses off.

 

Armstrong: Phuck Wolfy, I will get a few lads from toontastic to call him a nut job and that should sort that peanut headed piss stinking Monkey hanging bastard out.

 

Aldrin: Well I hope your'e right Neil lad, cos I'm from Hartlepool but don't tell anyone like.

 

Armstrong: I won't tell no one Buzz man, I'm from frigging Darlington originally, plus once this fake mission is over, we will sit in the little silver caravan waving to our girlfriends like while Nixon looks in and whispers, " ahhhh look at you stupid nobs sat in there pretending to be hero's and the public know nowt.

 

Aldrin: Aye, I know what you mean like, plus Neil, did you know that Nixon is from the Boro?

 

Armstrong: Gerraway man, are yeah winding me up or what.

 

Aldrin: Nah man I'm straight up, all gen like and he lived there for a canny bit near Pallister park before moving to America where they all thought he was David Nixon, the magician.

 

Armstrong: Well buzz, I'm gonna do this pretend mission and the press conference after it, where I'm bound to mumble like a terrified kid trying to explain to the police how I smashed old Mary dampenspance's greenhouse windows.

 

Aldrin: Well I'll be nervous after it Neil man but later on I'm gonna milk it for all it's worth and be rich.

 

Armstrong: Phuck that buzz, as soon as it's all over, I'm gonna be a virtual recluse.

 

classic wolfy

[wolfy 12]

There have been 3 lunar fly by's recently LRO, Selene (Jpn) and Clementine. WHY HASN'T NASA PUT THIS TO BED?

 

Here Wolfy check this:

 

Blast crater? Then no blast crater...Then scorch marks yet no blast crater, from space a bit of tiny dark shadow...up close no blast crater...Wot!?

 

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N.A.S.A can't even employ the right people to get their shit straight.

[ADP 0]

Your wife seen something take off but it wasn't a real shuttle.

 

 

 

IIIINNNUUUUEEEEEEENNNNDDDDOOOOOO

[wolfy 12]

Here's a closer look at this top bolt that's been holding the top of this shittle to the big old rusty tank.

 

 

[Meenzer 15523]

This is the 14,000th thread to be created in General Chat.

[Renton 21606]

Your wife seen something take off but it wasn't a real shuttle.

 

What was it then? Were the crew of Challenger murdered like in Capricorn 5?

[wolfy 12]

What was it then? Were the crew of Challenger murdered like in Capricorn 5?

I don't know. I've only seen Capricorn 1, I didn't know they made sequels to it.

 

Anyway, I don't know what actually goes on behind the scenes, I only know that what's shown in front of us is Hollywood gimmicks and bad photo shopped imagery.