Asprilla 96 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 What jingles have you done AF btw? I feel you may need some positive feedback! 75514[/snapback] I don't need feedback from anyone other than the person who pays me da money. If you want to be a critic, why don't you write to Jimmy Saville and ask if you can meet Nina Miscov? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 And that's closer to the sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll lifestyle than AF will ever get. Still, he's home in front of a warm fire, probably sucking a Werther's original, so there. 75510[/snapback] I've had more than my share of all 3 thankyou very much 75521[/snapback] If you had to draw a picture of a bloke who bragged about sexual conquests and drug induced misadventures on the information-superhighway, what would that look like? 75527[/snapback] I didn't bring it up Just correcting somebody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 What jingles have you done AF btw? I feel you may need some positive feedback! 75514[/snapback] I don't need feedback from anyone other than the person who pays me da money. If you want to be a critic, why don't you write to Jimmy Saville and ask if you can meet Nina Miscov? 75528[/snapback] Wage slave tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22259 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I don't know if it's just me, but I feel jingles are becoming a bit passe in today's advertising market anyway. Increasingly they just use samples from music from real bands. Have you got a back up plan AF for when people finally revolt against musical mind rot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11042 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 ... you're comparing curing cancer... to being a talented musician.... sweet lord abovejust how far up your own arse can one man be? oh and by the way I want to be a Therapist when I get qualified, but wouldn't have any complaints if I wasn't capable and instead took a 9-5 job which paid me a decent wage and didn't bring me home depressed or angry. 75519[/snapback] Ok, become the head of Glaxo then.. Are you doing one of those pretend degrees on David Beckham 'cause you don't sound very clever! 75523[/snapback] Oh? I don't sound clever? fuck it, I'm not going to continue then, if a Jingle writer says I'm not academically gifted I may as well give up, what with that career path being renowned for having more than it's fair share of MENSA members... knobhead I'm going to become Psycho the rapist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I've just had to write out a 10 page job description on what I do, hence the comment you wouldn't understand - well not unless we met and talked face to face for 1/2 an hour about it. You have generally been extremely patronizing about the North East (such as we are Neanderthals) and people in salaried jobs; this is why you are getting the piss taken out of your "profession". Simple really. I don't really care that much about your job, but you have piqued my curiousity to wonder what jingles you have though, I admit. 75526[/snapback] So, you sell medicines. How hard was that? Read back the thread. I was not the person who started this. I believe it was alex who commented on my album so get off your high horse. And drink your milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 ... you're comparing curing cancer... to being a talented musician.... sweet lord abovejust how far up your own arse can one man be? oh and by the way I want to be a Therapist when I get qualified, but wouldn't have any complaints if I wasn't capable and instead took a 9-5 job which paid me a decent wage and didn't bring me home depressed or angry. 75519[/snapback] Ok, become the head of Glaxo then.. Are you doing one of those pretend degrees on David Beckham 'cause you don't sound very clever! 75523[/snapback] Oh? I don't sound clever? fuck it, I'm not going to continue then, if a Jingle writer says I'm not academically gifted I may as well give up, what with that career path being renowned for having more than it's fair share of MENSA members... knobhead I'm going to become Psycho the rapist 75535[/snapback] I have an IQ of 136, I don't know what you need to get into MENSA but I imagine it's not far off that. Good luck wiv everyfing. Repeat...Brooklyn....Romeo...Cruz.....etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22259 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I've just had to write out a 10 page job description on what I do, hence the comment you wouldn't understand - well not unless we met and talked face to face for 1/2 an hour about it. You have generally been extremely patronizing about the North East (such as we are Neanderthals) and people in salaried jobs; this is why you are getting the piss taken out of your "profession". Simple really. I don't really care that much about your job, but you have piqued my curiousity to wonder what jingles you have though, I admit. 75526[/snapback] So, you sell medicines. How hard was that? Read back the thread. I was not the person who started this. I believe it was alex who commented on my album so get off your high horse. And drink your milk. 75536[/snapback] I don't sell medicines you moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11042 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I would presume he would be writing jingles for the commercial radio stations.. rather than tv? mind you, saying that he's yet to cite any of his creations that have managed to break into the highly competitive jingle market... perhaps he's jingle writer without any succesful jingles to his name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22259 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 ... you're comparing curing cancer... to being a talented musician.... sweet lord abovejust how far up your own arse can one man be? oh and by the way I want to be a Therapist when I get qualified, but wouldn't have any complaints if I wasn't capable and instead took a 9-5 job which paid me a decent wage and didn't bring me home depressed or angry. 75519[/snapback] Ok, become the head of Glaxo then.. Are you doing one of those pretend degrees on David Beckham 'cause you don't sound very clever! 75523[/snapback] Oh? I don't sound clever? fuck it, I'm not going to continue then, if a Jingle writer says I'm not academically gifted I may as well give up, what with that career path being renowned for having more than it's fair share of MENSA members... knobhead I'm going to become Psycho the rapist 75535[/snapback] I have an IQ of 136, I don't know what you need to get into MENSA but I imagine it's not far off that. Good luck wiv everyfing. Repeat...Brooklyn....Romeo...Cruz.....etc 75538[/snapback] Actually you're quite a bit short of getting into MENSA, not surprisingly. In my experience only complete knobheads feel the need to boast about their IQ anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11042 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 (edited) you have an IQ of 136, but act like a child? that's intriguing Edited January 6, 2006 by Geordie Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 He's already told us about his sexual conquests and his IQ (FFS)... ...I think if he'd had any success in the jingle market we'd know about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I've just had to write out a 10 page job description on what I do, hence the comment you wouldn't understand - well not unless we met and talked face to face for 1/2 an hour about it. You have generally been extremely patronizing about the North East (such as we are Neanderthals) and people in salaried jobs; this is why you are getting the piss taken out of your "profession". Simple really. I don't really care that much about your job, but you have piqued my curiousity to wonder what jingles you have though, I admit. 75526[/snapback] So, you sell medicines. How hard was that? 75536[/snapback] So, when Renton said you probably wouldn't understand he was right, although he did say that before he briefly explained his job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I've just had to write out a 10 page job description on what I do, hence the comment you wouldn't understand - well not unless we met and talked face to face for 1/2 an hour about it. You have generally been extremely patronizing about the North East (such as we are Neanderthals) and people in salaried jobs; this is why you are getting the piss taken out of your "profession". Simple really. I don't really care that much about your job, but you have piqued my curiousity to wonder what jingles you have though, I admit. 75526[/snapback] So, you sell medicines. How hard was that? Read back the thread. I was not the person who started this. I believe it was alex who commented on my album so get off your high horse. And drink your milk. 75536[/snapback] I don't sell medicines you moron. 75539[/snapback] Ok, you advise doctors about medicines you moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Actually you're quite a bit short of getting into MENSA, not surprisingly. In my experience only complete knobheads feel the need to boast about their IQ anyway. 75542[/snapback] I know someone in MENSA with an IQ only slightly above that, I don't think it's all that prestigious. Is that US or UK though I wonder, and is he just basing it off some random website? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11042 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 so he's not even a Jingle writer... he's a Failed Jingle Writer. that's quite quite beautiful reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George tries to brag about being a sitcom writer and is promptly mocked by those he's trying to impress (it was featured last night in the "Ricky Gervais meets Larry David" show, which was very interesting) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22259 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I've just had to write out a 10 page job description on what I do, hence the comment you wouldn't understand - well not unless we met and talked face to face for 1/2 an hour about it. You have generally been extremely patronizing about the North East (such as we are Neanderthals) and people in salaried jobs; this is why you are getting the piss taken out of your "profession". Simple really. I don't really care that much about your job, but you have piqued my curiousity to wonder what jingles you have though, I admit. 75526[/snapback] So, you sell medicines. How hard was that? Read back the thread. I was not the person who started this. I believe it was alex who commented on my album so get off your high horse. And drink your milk. 75536[/snapback] I don't sell medicines you moron. 75539[/snapback] Ok, you advise doctors about medicines you moron. 75547[/snapback] Like I said, you wouldn't understand, you moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 This is GREAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22259 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Actually you're quite a bit short of getting into MENSA, not surprisingly. In my experience only complete knobheads feel the need to boast about their IQ anyway. 75542[/snapback] I know someone in MENSA with an IQ only slightly above that, I don't think it's all that prestigious. Is that US or UK though I wonder, and is he just basing it off some random website? 75548[/snapback] I thought it was 140. IQ is a pretty arbritrary test anyway, and you can be tutored in it. Or you can do a web-site test and brag about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I'm bored now. Return to the exciting Souness speculation. You're the biggest bunch of losers I've ever encountered (apart from Manc Mag to be fair) Good luck with the reast of the season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I'm bored now. Return to the exciting Souness speculation. You're the biggest bunch of losers I've ever encountered (apart from Manc Mag to be fair) Good luck with the reast of the season 75556[/snapback] Flounce! See you in 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 so he's not even a Jingle writer... he's a Failed Jingle Writer. that's quite quite beautiful reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George tries to brag about being a sitcom writer and is promptly mocked by those he's trying to impress (it was featured last night in the "Ricky Gervais meets Larry David" show, which was very interesting) 75549[/snapback] Sounds interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11042 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 it was to be fair, Larry Daivd is a remarkably funny man and Gervais shelved his ego for 30 minutes and you could tell he was genuinely in respectful awe of a comedy great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22259 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I'm bored now. Return to the exciting Souness speculation. You're the biggest bunch of losers I've ever encountered (apart from Manc Mag to be fair) Good luck with the reast of the season 75556[/snapback] Manc-Mag you arse licker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11042 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 AF has gone... is neighbours on or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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