Gemmill 44995 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Hmm, this post, you house hunting.… There's a little Gremlin on the way, isn't there? Haha fuck that! Enough on my plate thinking about the hassle of moving! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Boy or a girl ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Detached! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Whenever she asks you a question just say "Aye, but where's the Carroll money gone, chum?" She'll gan fucking crackers she'll probably say "who's this fucking Carol?!". Should do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 If your daughters lad told you he wanted to finish her would you tell her for him? Would I fuck! I'd tell the little prick theres no leaving this family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Haha fuck that! Enough on my plate thinking about the hassle of moving! Give me my plate back!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Avoid the left jab and right hook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4774 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Would I fuck! I'd tell the little prick theres no leaving this family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Always a tough one this type of situation... I mean basically you want to end it on good enough terms that you can still sleep with her occasionally, but not such good terms that she thinks that there's a chance of you getting back together, and also if she's bat shit crazy decides to not tell you she's come off the pill & tries to trap you. Basically the only option would seemingly to be kill her, keep her body in the freezer and just defrost her from time to time for some lovin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Surely the reason you end it is because you are sick of sleeping with her thought? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35120 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Depends. I reckon that's the only thing that keeps some people together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Would I fuck! I'd tell the little prick theres no leaving this family Visions of CT as Sonny Corleone, on the streets of Boldon, hoying bins at Carlo Rizzi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane 3 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Just keep pestering her about kicking her backdoor in; she will either relent and give you everything you want or dump you quicker that you can say - it's not you it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Tell her that you're a hermosexual but you'll compormise if she accepts being the man with guarentee of hard-core anal from heronin, on tap, on demand, ass-to-mouth, to compensate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Visions of CT as Sonny Corleone, on the streets of Boldon, hoying bins at Carlo Rizzi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6613 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Whats the problem with her? Need more info in order to make this smooth for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21965 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Just keep pestering her about kicking her backdoor in; she will either relent and give you everything you want or dump you quicker that you can say - it's not you it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Keep suggesting a three way with one of your mates (the grossest, fattest lad ya know), if she says no say to get her fittest mate involved, keep mentioning it until she thinks you fancy her mate, bins you off or lets you stick a digit in her mate. Or fake your death, it's imperative that you don't do what would be 'right' and find a way to weasel out of responsibilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 1 word. AIDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Fake your own death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Fake her death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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