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Goodbye Luuk De Jong

Though I never knew you at all

You had no grace, I pissed myself

On the field you barely crawled

You crawled out of the tunnel

And Pardew whispered into your brain

He put you on the treadmill

And he tried to change your game


And it seems to me you played for NUFC

Like a Giraffe with trapped wind

Never knowing who to pass to

When a tackle came in

And I would have liked to have signed you

But I was just a kidding

Your career burned out long before

Lee Charnley made a bid


Leading NUFC's line was tough

The toughest role you ever played

Lee Ryder created a superstar

And pain was the price you paid

Even when you left

Oh the press still hounded you

Only good thing that Pardew said

Was your pleasant attitude


And it seems to me you played for NUFC

Like a Giraffe with trapped wind

Never knowing who to pass to

When a tackle came in

And I would have liked to have signed you

But I was just a kidding

Your career burned out long before

Lee Charnley made a bid


Goodbye Luuk De Jong

From the young man in the 22nd row

Who sees you as something as more Rob McDonald

More than just our loan Dutch Striker

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