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I wrote "Overtake quietly, immigrants sleeping" on the back of a white van that was parked near mine. Can't claim that was my own idea, knicked from Ross Noble.

 

I was feeling quiet smug until I nearly missed my bus and had to put a sprint on.

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Passed a filthy white van on my way to work this morning and someone had scribbled "I wish wor lass was as dirty as this" on the back.

 

:)

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Passed a filthy white van on my way to work this morning and someone had scribbled "I wish wor lass was as dirty as this" on the back.

 

;)

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Bet you've just nipped out between wanks with your digital camera and scribbles this on your motor! :)

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I wrote "Overtake quietly, immigrants sleeping" on the back of a white van that was parked near mine. Can't claim that was my own idea, knicked from Ross Noble.

 

I was feeling quiet smug until I nearly missed my bus and had to put a sprint on.

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Can't say I've ever felt the urge to write in the muck on a parked vehicle like. :)

 

;)

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I was behind a huge lorry on the A1 which at the top at had 'It's Chico Time!' written on it. Yes, very topical, but which sad bastard took the time to climb on top of it to write that.  :)

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Probably a member of Chico's family as they disembarked the lorry they used to illegally enter the country at Dover!

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I wrote "Overtake quietly, immigrants sleeping" on the back of a white van that was parked near mine. Can't claim that was my own idea, knicked from Ross Noble.

I was feeling quiet smug until I nearly missed my bus and had to put a sprint on.

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That explains why it isn't funny :)

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I wrote "Overtake quietly, immigrants sleeping" on the back of a white van that was parked near mine. Can't claim that was my own idea, knicked from Ross Noble.

I was feeling quiet smug until I nearly missed my bus and had to put a sprint on.

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That explains why it isn't funny ;)

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:)

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