Monkeys Fist 45836 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 On 13/06/2012 at 12:47, Brock Manson said: Wool you two stop with the puns. Threads are always getting fleeced like this. The shear cheek of you! You're always ramming puns down our neck …chops. Agneau I sound peeved, but gigot to such lengths deserves the strongest response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Ewe can bleat on about it all ewe like, I never start it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Baaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45836 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I once had a lamb that thought it was a cat- she pherd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 me paid huh dont even work wish i was but i am afraid i am on benefits which is not what i want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33647 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 It's such a new-money thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 wish i got paid for doing next to nowt lol easy pay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14113 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 On 13/06/2012 at 14:34, Ant said: Doesn't bother me if people ask me how much i earn/what i do, might not be more than some people but i've done alright considering i didn't bother with uni/a-levels @women asking you, that'd be it done and dusted for me if someone asked me that as some sort've vetting question, Went out with a girl before i got this job and it was a real sticking point (main reason it didn't work out tbh) I now earn double around what the guy she married does, as her gamble didn't pay off i guess Mad when women pretty much get the same pay & in some age groups more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 hum equel pay should be for all sexs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 On 13/06/2012 at 14:44, DEADMAN said: hum equel pay should be for all sexs Aye, but women are more likely to get pregnant than men, meaning they're more likely to miss work than men. Plus, they're irrational 1 week out of four... would you want them making important decisions when they've got Aunt Flow round to stay? Women are forever harping on about their ability to multi-task, but I want employees that are focused on the job at hand, not distracted by other nonsense. Women, know your place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 On 13/06/2012 at 15:39, The Fish said: Aye, but women are more likely to get pregnant than men, meaning they're more likely to miss work than men. Plus, they're irrational 1 week out of four... would you want them making important decisions when they've got Aunt Flow round to stay? Women are forever harping on about their ability to multi-task, but I want employees that are focused on the job at hand, not distracted by other nonsense. Women, know your place. My cousin got up the duff a few weeks after she got a new job and has just taken maternity leave at 33 weeks. They must be delighted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51201 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 My experience of women that have got to the top is that they're total fucking arseholes. I don't know if the only type of woman that can get to the top is an arsehole, whether they feel they have to act like arseholes to get/stay there, or whether it's just been an unfortunate coincidence. But pretty much without exception, you wouldn't want to spend any more time in their company than is absolutely necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 On 13/06/2012 at 15:39, The Fish said: Aye, but women are more likely to get pregnant than men, meaning they're more likely to miss work than men. Plus, they're irrational 1 week out of four... would you want them making important decisions when they've got Aunt Flow round to stay? Women are forever harping on about their ability to multi-task, but I want employees that are focused on the job at hand, not distracted by other nonsense. Women, know your place. Yep, I had a year off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 On 13/06/2012 at 15:43, Brock Manson said: My cousin got up the duff a few weeks after she got a new job and has just taken maternity leave at 33 weeks. They must be delighted... One of my best mates is a teacher and gave birth just after the summer holidays, then took the maximum maternity leave possible, and then subsequently handed in her notice. Now that she's had a year off she's applied for and been offered her old job back. She's taking that and, without a hint of awareness, is openly talking about having another bairn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 On 13/06/2012 at 15:56, The Fish said: One of my best mates is a teacher and gave birth just after the summer holidays, then took the maximum maternity leave possible, and then subsequently handed in her notice. Now that she's had a year off she's applied for and been offered her old job back. She's taking that and, without a hint of awareness, is openly talking about having another bairn. That really is taking the piss mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 On 13/06/2012 at 15:58, catmag said: That really is taking the piss mind. Matt and Martin will know what I mean when I say "Sometimes I can see her boyfriend's point of view". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 On 13/06/2012 at 15:43, Gemmill said: My experience of women that have got to the top is that they're total fucking arseholes. I don't know if the only type of woman that can get to the top is an arsehole, whether they feel they have to act like arseholes to get/stay there, or whether it's just been an unfortunate coincidence. But pretty much without exception, you wouldn't want to spend any more time in their company than is absolutely necessary. Is that not true of all people who get to 'the top' of the so-called accounting profession? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51201 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I'm not talking about accountants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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