Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 My Mrs spends half the big shop reading the back of packets to see which one has the lowest fat content. Then hoys 5 bags of Haribo, 2 tubes of Pringles, a 6 pack of coke and a multibag of Quavers in at the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Fucking mentalists, all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 (edited) She also does weekly interim shops that cost £50 a pop and never seem to include actual food. We end up with deodorant, toothpaste, shampoo, kitchen cleaner, bathroom cleaner, bleach, scourers, bog roll, kitchen roll, bin bags, hairspray and maybe a bottle of flavoured water if I'm lucky Edited June 13, 2012 by J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 She also does weekly interim shops that cost 50 a pop and never seem to include actual food. We end up with deodorant, toothpaste, shampoo, bog roll, kitchen roll, bin bags, hairspray and maybe a bottle of flavoured water if I'm lucky I think we might have married a bigamist. Exactly this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Trigamist. Mrs. F. goes all slack jawed in the cleaning product section. I've seen her take 5 minutes choosing bleach - It doesn't fucking matter, you only pour it down the bog! She never takes the tin/ packet/ bottle at the front of the shelf either- must be from the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Ha aye that's mine too. She has something in her hand reading the box, decides she wants it, but still swaps it for the one that was 3 behind it on the shelf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Aye, mine too. Says its because you don't know who has had their hands on the stuff at the front. Whereas the stuff at the back just arrived on the shelf by magic, untouched by filthy humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Yes, she does. ( turn the labels the "right" way ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 She also does weekly interim shops that cost £50 a pop and never seem to include actual food. We end up with deodorant, toothpaste, shampoo, kitchen cleaner, bathroom cleaner, bleach, scourers, bog roll, kitchen roll, bin bags, hairspray and maybe a bottle of flavoured water if I'm lucky Yes, but these are all things that blokes completely forget that we need in the house! I'm sure you all think the fairies change toilet rolls and buy toothpaste. I also never buy the product at the front of the display Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Why not ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Mrs P still hasn't worked out that shopping means buying things that we can make meals with. Comes back with a snack mountain the dozy bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Why not ? I really don't know! I do it with everything - even magazines. I've sat here and tried to justify it and it really is just a total habit. Maybe it comes from the fact that the use-by dates are longer on the stuff at the back when it comes to bread/milk/fresh food so I automatically shop from the back.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I really don't know! I do it with everything - even magazines. I've sat here and tried to justify it and it really is just a total habit. Maybe it comes from the fact that the use-by dates are longer on the stuff at the back when it comes to bread/milk/fresh food so I automatically shop from the back.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Out of interest... How old were people when they got married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 35. I can't get my head around doing it in your early 20s. You're a different person by the time you reach your 30s. Clearly it works for some though. And I accept that 35 is probably on its way to the other extreme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 35. I can't get my head around doing it in your early 20s. You're a different person by the time you reach your 30s. Clearly it works for some though. And I accept that 35 is probably on its way to the other extreme. Aye, fuck that for a game of cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) so who on here is 1. Happily married 2. Happily not married ie a. Single b. No girlfriend/partner etc c. with a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner etc 3. Divorced 4. Happily re-married Much macho type comments abound, so tell the truth people. Edited June 14, 2012 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Number 1 for me. Should do a poll really, but I don't know how. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 2.c with no intention for an upgrade to 1. for the foreseeable future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 so who on here is 1. Happily married 2. Happily not married ie a. Single b. No girlfriend/partner etc c. with a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner etc 3. Divorced 4. Happily re-married Much macho type comments abound, so tell the truth people. Living in sin with wor lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 2.c or not 2.c, that is the question. (It's 2.c.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 What's the difference between 2 a and b? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2988 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 What's the difference between 2 a and b? I thought I'd gone mental for a second there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 What's the difference between 2 a and b? unmarried or not ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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