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My Mrs spends half the big shop reading the back of packets to see which one has the lowest fat content. Then hoys 5 bags of Haribo, 2 tubes of Pringles, a 6 pack of coke and a multibag of Quavers in at the end

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She also does weekly interim shops that cost £50 a pop and never seem to include actual food. We end up with deodorant, toothpaste, shampoo, kitchen cleaner, bathroom cleaner, bleach, scourers, bog roll, kitchen roll, bin bags, hairspray and maybe a bottle of flavoured water if I'm lucky

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She also does weekly interim shops that cost 50 a pop and never seem to include actual food. We end up with deodorant, toothpaste, shampoo, bog roll, kitchen roll, bin bags, hairspray and maybe a bottle of flavoured water if I'm lucky

 

:lol: I think we might have married a bigamist. Exactly this.

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Trigamist.

Mrs. F. goes all slack jawed in the cleaning product section. I've seen her take 5 minutes choosing bleach - It doesn't fucking matter, you only pour it down the bog!

 

She never takes the tin/ packet/ bottle at the front of the shelf either- must be from the back.

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Aye, mine too.

Says its because you don't know who has had their hands on the stuff at the front.

 

 

Whereas the stuff at the back just arrived on the shelf by magic, untouched by filthy humans.

 

 

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She also does weekly interim shops that cost £50 a pop and never seem to include actual food. We end up with deodorant, toothpaste, shampoo, kitchen cleaner, bathroom cleaner, bleach, scourers, bog roll, kitchen roll, bin bags, hairspray and maybe a bottle of flavoured water if I'm lucky

 

Yes, but these are all things that blokes completely forget that we need in the house! I'm sure you all think the fairies change toilet rolls and buy toothpaste.

 

I also never buy the product at the front of the display ;)

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Why not ?

 

I really don't know! I do it with everything - even magazines. I've sat here and tried to justify it and it really is just a total habit.

 

Maybe it comes from the fact that the use-by dates are longer on the stuff at the back when it comes to bread/milk/fresh food so I automatically shop from the back....

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I really don't know! I do it with everything - even magazines. I've sat here and tried to justify it and it really is just a total habit.

 

Maybe it comes from the fact that the use-by dates are longer on the stuff at the back when it comes to bread/milk/fresh food so I automatically shop from the back....

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35. I can't get my head around doing it in your early 20s. You're a different person by the time you reach your 30s.

 

Clearly it works for some though. And I accept that 35 is probably on its way to the other extreme.

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35. I can't get my head around doing it in your early 20s. You're a different person by the time you reach your 30s.

 

Clearly it works for some though. And I accept that 35 is probably on its way to the other extreme.

 

Aye, fuck that for a game of cricket.

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so who on here is

 

1. Happily married

2. Happily not married ie

a. Single

b. No girlfriend/partner etc

c. with a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner etc

3. Divorced

4. Happily re-married

 

Much macho type comments abound, so tell the truth people.

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so who on here is

 

1. Happily married

2. Happily not married ie

a. Single

b. No girlfriend/partner etc

c. with a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner etc

3. Divorced

4. Happily re-married

 

Much macho type comments abound, so tell the truth people.

 

Living in sin with wor lass.

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