PaddockLad 17124 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 47 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I did not know PaddockLad lived on a Soap opera set Are you the grumpy old cunt with a heart of gold/stone character? No, I’m just a cunt We’re moving a mile and a half, much bigger gaff, off road parking, huge garden, two bathrooms etc etc, as quiet as a grave too due to only one side of the road having houses, the other side backs on to school playing fields ….in the same road as an old mate who I played Sunday football with in the 90s, his missus has just got over a course of chemo for breast cancer, they’re in the Bahamas at the moment, understandably now making every second count, it’s going to FUCKING GREAT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19980 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 School playing fields? Wow. That's gonna be fun when the kids are going to be making a noise when playing? Or is It a deaf school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 38 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: School playing fields? Wow. That's gonna be fun when the kids are going to be making a noise when playing? Or is It a deaf school? Don’t know about you mate, but me and the current Mrs PL are at work well before and after the times there’s generally kids in the school. Also, it’s entirely in keeping with your curmudgeonly Yorkshire persona to seemingly have issues with the sound of primary school children playing outside 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 2 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Got back from the in laws about 4 pm just in time to see some of the neighbours huddled beneath a couple of shitty Homebase pagodas during a glorious early summer monsoon, outside the home of a couple of rug munchers who last year parked a couple of cars in front of our house for a fortnight when they were selling them. The new people from the rental house across the road from us were there, she’s at least 25 stone, he’s got facial tattoos. Couldn’t see the woman from next door to us, the one who has been sending us letters of complaint about the noise our ferocious devil-like blood curdling fuckin cockapoo makes, in a similar vein to every single shitty passive aggressive conversation we’ve had with her in the seven years we’ve been here, where everything we say to her is immediately run through her sad, lonely mind, which she then verbalises so we understand immediately how this thing we’ve mentioned will affect her; “YOU’VE GOT A DOG? I HAVENT HEARD IT”, but she’d have undoubtedly been there, these social fuckin outcasts are precisely her people.…..anyway, as you can imagine, we’ve had our mortagage offer through and the survey on our new home is being done next week, we’ll probably be gone by the end of July, thank fuckin Christ If these are the local Royalists then those Scotch/German parasites up in London are in real fuckin trouble… I hope they all got fuckin soaked …. (The lad on the other side pulled up in his T5 just after us, he’s great , so is his senior nurse practitioner missus who has worked 12 hour nights at Poole Hospital throughout the pandemic. He dived straight into his house too, no sign of the two lasses from directly opposite either, one has just turned 50 and told us she was going out Thursday/Friday/Saturday with a succession of increasingly unsuitable men, one of whom plainly bats for the other side…she seems happy enough though, she’s likely just getting up…the other girl is similar age but far more reserved in the nicest way, she completely belies the title of the old song “I’ve never met a nice South African” she’s lovely ,as were the couple who lived there till this time last year, who are the only neighbours I’ve ever had who I was disappointed to see move, but they’re not far away and we’ve been out for outlandishly expensive Sunday lunches with them on a fairly regular basis . l add this just in case you think we actually live in some sort of south coast outpost of the third circle of hell ) Let us know whodunnit, Mr Midsomer Murders. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30370 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Don’t know about you mate, but me and the current Mrs PL are at work well before and after the times there’s generally kids in the school. Also, it’s entirely in keeping with your curmudgeonly Yorkshire persona to seemingly have issues with the sound of primary school children playing outside He’s just jealous as he could never buy that house on account of not being allowed within 500 yards of a primary school. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19980 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 1 hour ago, ewerk said: He’s just jealous as he could never buy that house on account of not being allowed within 500 yards of a primary school. I was going to make a similar jibe at PL but thought it was a bit low. 🤣 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 25 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I was going to make a similar jibe at PL but thought it was a bit low. 🤣 I was going to say it about Gemmill but thought the same….he’s got enough problems as it is tbf, living in a tent after his 7th divorce can’t be easy 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 59 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: I was going to say it about Gemmill but thought the same….he’s got enough problems as it is tbf, living in a tent after his 7th divorce can’t be easy Suspect traits * Tendency to lash out when feels threatened. * 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 (edited) 17 hours ago, wykikitoon said: School playing fields? Wow. That's gonna be fun when the kids are going to be making a noise when playing? Or is It a deaf school? You do realise it’s the kids at the school who are deaf and not the people who live near them, don’t you? Edited June 6, 2022 by Alex 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 Just reminded myself of my grandad who would always ask how I’d done after playing football and, if we’d won, would invariably follow that up with “Who were you playing? The blind school?” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 14 minutes ago, Alex said: Just reminded myself of my grandad who would always ask how I’d done after playing football and, if we’d won, would invariably follow that up with “Who were you playing? The blind school?” Jarra blind school was the phrase of my youth - I have no idea to this day if there was such a school there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4188 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 7 hours ago, Toonpack said: Fuck off Pinocchio He was like. His daughter lives on my street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7073 Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 The band at ours played Out of Space and Rez. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30370 Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13837 Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 15 hours ago, wykikitoon said: School playing fields? Wow. That's gonna be fun when the kids are going to be making a noise when playing? Or is It a deaf school? Deaf people still make noise, Wykiki. Or at least the ones I’ve shagged 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 Plutty Joobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 I’ve invited all the neighbours round for PLANTY JOOBS, but they don’t seem too keen. There’s BBQ, beers, live stream of the grave, song sheets for the singalong, full works, but no RSVPs back yet. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11160 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Didn't fancy helping you with filling in that hole and laying the patio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: PLANTY JOOBS OK, my turn for once: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Planty Joobs ffs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 May I just say you can stick your coronation up your arse, not my king and go fuck yourself, and I hope it pisses down on each and everyone of your street parties you pathetic forelock tugging wankers. As if it wasn't bad enough the tories are stealing hundreds of millions of pounds for this pathetic charade, they are using it as another excuse to impose their authoritarianism on us, now effectively arresting us for our clothing and for thought crimes. This country is turning to shit in front of our eyes, we've got more in common with Russia than we may care to admit. 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Aye, a billionaire riding a gold carriage to meet a bloke in a dress who’ll put a gold hat on him. All of which we pay for. Meanwhile, he’ll be exempt from over 160 laws.… https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jul/14/queen-immunity-british-laws-private-property 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 What was the Tom Cruise film where he was arresting people for “future crimes”?… anyway, happy inbred Scots/German/Danish/Greek Adulterers day folks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Oh… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65466825 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13837 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Peacefully protesting = bad Abusing your role as a police officer to rape and harass women = fine until one of them eventually goes too far Glad we know where the lines are 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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