Kid Dynamite 7026 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 It seems the fashion these days to call anything popular 'shit!' I don't particularly care about the monarchy but ill be celebrating the jubilee with my family like most normal people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30609 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 I don't particularly care about the monarchy but ill be celebrating the jubilee with my family like most normal people What sort of celebrations will you be partaking in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7026 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 My folks are throwing a street party so Ill be stuffing my face round theirs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15525 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 I don't particularly care about the monarchy but ill be celebrating the jubilee with my family like most normal people Most normal people will be celebrating it with an alcoholic drink too. Normality isn't everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7026 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Alcohol will be the next thing that's uncool, everyone's doing it and it's like soooo shit. I'll be having an anti-alcohol jubilee party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4383 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 It seems the fashion these days to call anything popular 'shit!' I don't particularly care about the monarchy but ill be celebrating the jubilee with my family like most normal people It seems the fashion these days to call anything popular 'shit!' I don't particularly care about the monarchy but ill be celebrating the jubilee with my family like most normal people So you're going to join in with everyone else to celebrate something you don't care about and I'm the sheep? Yeah, right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 I see the BBC have put John Barrowman on the barge carrying all the bells . Hello sailor . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7026 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 So you're going to join in with everyone else to celebrate something you don't care about and I'm the sheep? Yeah, right. Baaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42435 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 I see the BBC have put John Barrowman on the barge carrying all the bells . Hello sailor . Is he at the end of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 I watched the pageant highlights, which were surprisingly lacking in any details about the boats involved. That's about all I could muster in terms of enthusiasm, every else I did yesterday was 100% unjubilant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 My streets covered in bunting, there's a planned street party tomorrow and it's absolutely lashing down. Whether it goes ahead or not the sum of my participation will be getting some free food. Never cared about the monarchy before, not starting now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I had a great jubilee Sunday. 4 of us from uni all have birthdays in May, so a bunch of us went go karting, which was ridiculously good fun, and then got some food. The place we were in had about 2 people other than the 10 of us, and the waiting staff weren't exactly massively experienced. I ordered the sirloin, no one else ordered steak, so when a steak was plonked down in front of me I didn't think much of it, apart from when I cut into it, it wasn't medium rare at all, but at this point I was too hungry to care so ate it. Get the bill, and they've charged me for the fillet. Tell the waitress what's happened, manager comes over and has a go at me for eating the fillet, and how could I not have noticed the difference because it came with brandy butter! Little argument later, and they take the difference off the bill. Cheeky bitch. Otherwise, fantastic day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 I had a great jubilee Sunday. 4 of us from uni all have birthdays in May, so a bunch of us went go karting, which was ridiculously good fun, and then got some food. The place we were in had about 2 people other than the 10 of us, and the waiting staff weren't exactly massively experienced. I ordered the sirloin, no one else ordered steak, so when a steak was plonked down in front of me I didn't think much of it, apart from when I cut into it, it wasn't medium rare at all, but at this point I was too hungry to care so ate it. Get the bill, and they've charged me for the fillet. Tell the waitress what's happened, manager comes over and has a go at me for eating the fillet, and how could I not have noticed the difference because it came with brandy butter! Little argument later, and they take the difference off the bill. Cheeky bitch. Otherwise, fantastic day. Should've gone for the full refund. She's basically called you a spacker for not knowing your beef cuts. You could have pointed out that you represented 83% of her takings that day, and can she really afford you telling the world what you think of her little establishment on twitter/facebook et al..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Looking forward to this concert tonight actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 They printed the artists and all the songs they'd be singing in the Sunday Times. It looks fucking awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 To each their own; I think it looks okay. I can do without a Gary Barlow/Cheryl Cole duet but I think the overall thing will be a decent spectacle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Link, anyone? I have no idea who is meant to be on it, so no idea if anyone I would like to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 The Times is paywalled. There's a Wikipedia page for Diamond Jubilee Concert iirc. Not that fussed, so haven't looked for anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11375 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Diamond Jubilee Concert schedule Madness — Our House (from roof of the Palace) Robbie Williams — Mack the Knife, Let Me Entertain You Gary Barlow and Cheryl Cole — Need You Now Ed Sheeran — A Team Alfie Boe & Renee Fleming (from Palace balcony) — Somewhere Gareth Malone and Military Wives — National anthem Shirley Bassey — Diamonds Are Forever Tom Jones — Delilah and Mama Told Me Not To Come Cliff Richard — Medley of songs Grace Jones — Slave To The Rhythm Jessie J — Domino Annie Lennox — There Must Be An Angel JLS — Everybody In Love and She Makes Me Wanna Alfie Boe — O Solo Mio Jools Holland & Ruby Turner — You Are So Beautiful Renee Fleming — Un Bel Di Vedremo Lang Lang — Hungarian Rhapsody Gary Barlow and the Commonwealth band featuring The Military Wives — Sing Kylie Minogue — Medley of songs Stevie Wonder — Three songs TBC Elton John — Your Song, I'm Still Standing and Crocodile Rock Paul McCartney — Live And Let Die and two other Beatles songs TBC Think i'll give it a miss tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Diamond Jubilee Concert scheduleMadness — Our House (from roof of the Palace) Robbie Williams — Mack the Knife, Let Me Entertain You Gary Barlow and Cheryl Cole — Need You Now Ed Sheeran — A Team Alfie Boe & Renee Fleming (from Palace balcony) — Somewhere Gareth Malone and Military Wives — National anthem Shirley Bassey — Diamonds Are Forever Tom Jones — Delilah and Mama Told Me Not To Come Cliff Richard — Medley of songs Grace Jones — Slave To The Rhythm Jessie J — Domino Annie Lennox — There Must Be An Angel JLS — Everybody In Love and She Makes Me Wanna Alfie Boe — O Solo Mio Jools Holland & Ruby Turner — You Are So Beautiful Renee Fleming — Un Bel Di Vedremo Lang Lang — Hungarian Rhapsody Gary Barlow and the Commonwealth band featuring The Military Wives — Sing Kylie Minogue — Medley of songs Stevie Wonder — Three songs TBC Elton John — Your Song, I'm Still Standing and Crocodile Rock Paul McCartney — Live And Let Die and two other Beatles songs TBC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 bassey to lennox, nothing else, unless kylie comes out in a thong, which I doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Duke of Edinburgh taken to hospital to dramatically increase the likelihood he'll say something offensive before the Jubilee celebrations are over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42435 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Duke of Edinburgh taken to hospital to dramatically increase the likelihood he'll say something offensive before the Jubilee celebrations are over. Craig Holdcroft, 37, a customer advisor from The Potteries, Stoke-on-Trent, said: "When I heard the news, I thought it was a joke. It's devastating news. I just don't know how things will go on now. The Queen would want us to carry on but tomorrow will probably be a bit more sombre. Mr. Holdcroft; 1- Lives with his mother 2- Has a girlfriend 3- Collects Beany Babies One of the above is untrue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42435 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Duke of Edinburgh taken to hospital to dramatically increase the likelihood he'll say something offensive before the Jubilee celebrations are over. Greek Phil spots a Filipino nurse " Show us your cock love!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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