Gemmill 44995 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Right. As the holiday season approaches, we need a thread where people can suggest good beach reading. Nothing boring - if you want to go on holiday and read about the fall of the Roman empire, that's your problem, don't try to make it mine - this is specifically good yarns that you can just switch off and enjoy. I'm off to Corfu in a few weeks and I think I'm gonna read Anthony Kiedis's autobiography, which looks decent for a music autobiography. But we all need more and better suggestions. No Jackie Collins, CT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 How to cope with Clinical Depression, Volume 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Does it have a chapter in where he discusses the lass he was shagging from newcastle music scene a few months ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 If it had a chapter for every groupie he'd smashed it'd be longer than War and Peace and the collected works of Enid Blyton put together. They are fully blown (no pun intended) sex maniacs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 As someone who thinks the reading of books on a regular basis is the pass time of dull people and geeks, your thread is safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 aye but difference is I knew that one! And have played a canny few gigs with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Share Posted May 24, 2012 As someone who thinks the reading of books on a regular basis is the pass time of dull people and geeks, your thread is safe I can't say I'm surprised by this. "pass time" ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 As someone who thinks the reading of books on a regular basis is the pass time of dull people and geeks, your thread is safe You sound like a insufferable white version of Kanye West, who said something along the lines of: "I am a proud non-reader of books. I gets my experience from real life experience." Which goes to explain why the pair of you are somewhat lacking in the brain department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 aye but difference is I knew that one! And have played a canny few gigs with her. Is she hot or just suitably dirty to entertain a dedicated sex maniac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 You sound like a insufferable white version of Kanye West, who said something along the lines of: "I am a proud non-reader of books. I gets my experience from real life experience." Which goes to explain why the pair of you are somewhat lacking in the brain department. Spoken like a true geek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Perfume-Patrick Suskind Perfume: The Story of a Murderer is a 1985 literary historical cross-genre novel (originally published in German as Das Parfum) by German writer Patrick Süskind. The novel explores the sense of smell and its relationship with the emotional meaning that scents may carry. Above all this is a story of identity, communication and the morality of the human spirit. The story focuses on Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, a perfume apprentice in 18th century France who, born with no body scent himself, begins to stalk and murder virgins in search of the "perfect scent", which he finds in a young woman named Laura, whom his acute sense of smell finds in a secluded private garden in Grasse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17290 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Aye CT, that just confirms you're as strange as a bottle of crisps.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Is she hot or just suitably dirty to entertain a dedicated sex maniac? Debatable: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FcUTGSUsdg She's sound crack like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Share Posted May 24, 2012 that's a lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 As someone who thinks the reading of books on a regular basis is the pass time of dull people and geeks, your thread is safe That's just because your pudgy sausage fingers struggle with the pages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Currently got 4 on the go. Homicide Hells Angels The God Delusion 2012 return of the quetzalcotl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) that's a lad. He'll have had much worse tbf; was a smack addict for a bit and heavily into the drugs. Smack can mess with your sexuality, and given that he is a fully-blown sex maniac who has been banging away from the age of 12/13, we can safely assume he has had sex with men. I would say for every 100 women he has had sex with, he'll have had sex with at least one man. On top of this he will have had a much wider range of sexual experience than the average person, probably dabbling in bestial pursuits and water games quite frequently. So when viewed from that perspective, she really isn't that bad. have you finished reading Keef's autobio, and if so, how did you rate it? Edited May 24, 2012 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 that's a lad. Got the chilli pepper nonetheless http://anthonykiedis.net/gallery/21st-century/anthony-kiedis-beth-jeans-houghton/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Hells Angels research? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Someone on here mentioned it and it was only 2quid on ebay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Share Posted May 24, 2012 Aye I finished the Keith Richards book. I enjoyed it. I've kind of forgotten about it now tbh, but there are some good stories in there. It's one of them where he has an outlook on life that only someone who has only known fame all their adult life could have, but at the same time remained a decent sort. Not the best parent mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Someone on here mentioned it and it was only 2quid on ebay I think it might have been me tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 You're first on my hit list when I set up the Land of the Prince Bishops motorcycle gang. President/First 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I have just soiled myself. Where's Charvski's sofa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) George R.R. Martins Game of Thrones series trots along at a fair old pace, so if you've not read that I'd definitely grab them on the kindle Edit Anybody surprised that CT doesn't read? Edited May 24, 2012 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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