LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 If Meenzer says he wants you to be his daddy, I think it means something else apparently.... Are you casting nastirtiums Balarnaz ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalarnyStone 0 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Are you casting nastirtiums Balarnaz ? See. Now that's funny. Gemmil et al, take note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Did the torch bearers at the last olympics immediately take to ebay after the relay or is this exclusively a british olympics thing? Hosting a continentally-renowned event and we have Will.I.Am and Jedward as torch bearers ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 "Sponsors pick two bosses to carry the Olympic flame... but local boy is dropped" http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2156672/The-tainting-torch-Sponsors-pick-bosses-carry-Olympic-flame--local-boy-dropped.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Failed background checks? Fucking hell, be honest with the kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 This is the problem I have with this whole torch bearers thing. My understand was that people who'd worked hard for their local community would be the torch bearers, but I've since seen sponsors, Drogba, Jedward, and Chris fucking Moyles getting to run with it. Piss poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 It gets worse. Fucking Bear Grylls is zip sliding off the Tyne Bridge with it on Friday. An idea Alan Partridge himself would have dismissed as ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 And what exactly does that symbolise about the North East Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I havent really been following the stuff about the Olympic torch (or the Olympics in general for that matter)... but why on earth is Bear Gryll's doing a zip wire with it over the tyne on friday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYD 0 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 It is going to be run past The Percy Arms Haymarket tomorrow, doubt it will drag many inside to venture outside ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 They've got lights up all down the coast telling me to expect delays to my journey tomorrow afternoon. Who the fuck is it daft enough to travel to watch some no-mark run past them holding aloft a portable gas stove? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 We're leaving work early today as it's going to be a right pain in the arse for people getting home. So I've change my mind, fair play to it, I'm getting a flyer off the back of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 What's the story with road closures heading to the coast? They're not gonna run down the middle of the fucking coast road are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnneFranksDrumkit 0 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Hope Bear Grylls falls and breaks his neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Nah..check out the bbc torch relay page for street by street. It's coming down nearer the river and through Wallsend high street. Right past our work which is why we're fucking off early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I'd watch his next series if he does. Just dropping him out the helicopter like a dead weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Working for the council is why you're fucking off early. This is merely incidental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Hoy, I've haven't worked for those knackers for 6 years now! Work for a charidee now man..although I don't like to talk about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 That's what happens when you disappear for ages! Let that be a lesson to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Since I left the local authority I've actually had work to do for the last 6 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 It gets worse. Fucking Bear Grylls is zip sliding off the Tyne Bridge with it on Friday. An idea Alan Partridge himself would have dismissed as ridiculous. I hope it fucking snaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Been through North Shields already. Crowds lining the streets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Had to take the family to Whitley to watch it ( under protest). Good excuse to hit Nicholsons butchers though- steaks, lamb shanks, black pud, and bacon. Meat weekend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Lap of honour round SJP has been canceled cos the ground is still sporting "unofficial" advertising. The club are twats for not sorting it out, and the Olympics are twats that it even matters in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciatmol 0 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Hold on now back up a page or so... Jedward walked down the street carrying a naked flame and no one thought a water-pistol (preferably a supersoaker tm) full of petrol was called for? It's this lack of foresight and imagination that makes me despair for the human race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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