Meenzer 15190 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Well, you knew it was going to happen. The big show's this Saturday night, but if you're bored and/or suicidal, BBC THREE will be showing the semi-finals at 8pm tonight (Tuesday) and Thursday. They're often the best place to see the real Eurotrash before it's heartlessly weeded out by the international voters. Tonight, for example, you will enjoy this: and this: and this: and, erm, this: What's not to like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Pipped at the post for having the oldest waste of space contestent by the Russian's. Pah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21441 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Ever played the Eurovision drinking game? It's canny - makes the process of watching it a little less painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13638 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 How does that "Facebook uh oh oh!" track go? I imagine it sounds like a Beatles off cast from 1964. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I'd poke her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Definite 12 points from Italy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Are Belgium on tonight, Meenz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 IT'S A FIX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41440 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Well, you knew it was going to happen. The big show's this Saturday night, but if you're bored and/or suicidal, BBC THREE will be showing the semi-finals at 8pm tonight (Tuesday) and Thursday. They're often the best place to see the real Eurotrash before it's heartlessly weeded out by the international voters. Tonight, for example, you will enjoy this: Quick question- has this one got a cock or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15190 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Share Posted May 22, 2012 IT'S A FIX. Farkin' hell. Sorry about that, it really should have been in there. All I can say is that you almost certainly had an awful lot less riding on it than I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29612 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Pah, I bet you don't even have a doctorate in Eurovision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15190 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Share Posted May 22, 2012 I heard "Dr." Paul Jordan was on the broadcast. THAT'S NOT EVEN A THING *fanboystrop* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Farkin' hell. Sorry about that, it really should have been in there. All I can say is that you almost certainly had an awful lot less riding on it than I did. No worries! You were only passing on a tip. I don't watch any singing programmes, she seemed decent though and a lot better than some of the other acts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41440 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Are Romania still in it Meenzer? I'll be supporting them for a couple of reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Did Jedward get through? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29612 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 She has a bit of the Dana Internationals about her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41440 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 There's only room in this competition for one pair of spectacular tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31892 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Quick question- has this one got a cock or not? I was going to say this too. The last one he put up who was a looker was an Israeli drag Queen. I was traumatised for about five minutes, the twat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41440 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I was going to say this too. The last one he put up who was a looker was an Israeli drag Queen. I was traumatised for about five minutes, the twat! She's safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31892 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 She's safe. Not if I was within groping distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15190 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Share Posted May 24, 2012 Romania got through (and is, indeed, all lady). Jedward also made it, with crushing inevitability. Tonight's semi-final is full of tedious Balkan ballads, but I have high hopes for the Dutch woman wearing a thoroughly un-PC American Indian headdress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41440 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Come on Romania! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 http://www.thewaterpoet.com/events/eurovision-2/ I will going to this pub with the lass for Eurovision. Here's the cocktail list: Englebert Humperdrink Tequila and the Waves Gina G&T Buck’s Fizz Wogan Woo Woo ABBAsolut Screwball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15190 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Share Posted May 24, 2012 The Water Poet is one of our haunts! Careful you don't bump into Matt or the Fish having a boogie to the Russian grannies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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